Wren

A still from ofmd season 1 episode 3 of stede in his white hopping with a leg high up in the air at jackie'z

bring the muppet man back asap

When you feel like you’re perpetually on the verge of tears but also you can’t get yourself to cry 😑 Happy Monday, folks, it’s gonna be a doozy 🫠

Ok but… what are the rules about bidding on your own donation? Because I am so in love with Cursed Suit Stiwi 🫣

There was inevitably damage, but there’s California citrus here no matter what the weather is 🤷🏼

A bin of oranges that reads Kings River Packing

I definitely didn’t block the doors of Aldi to take this picture bc it made me think of @unfunpleasures.bsky.social

archiveofourown.org/works/492873...

(But also Jesus Christ I live in Florida, why are we importing California citrus 😑)

It used to be a 40 minute round trip to get bagels but the shop we like opened a location 7 minutes from our house and this might be the thing that keeps me going for at least a few weeks 🥯

🫂💜

Two panel meme Top panel: Blackbeard staring heart eyes at Stede's back after convincing himself that the remaining uncharted bit of his counterfeit map is actually really great and he did a super great job, which Stede is really happy and lit up about because he's wearing his big boy explorer outfit, complete with hat, and really wanted to do a good job. Bottom panel: Screenshot from an interview of John Waters (please send me a link or tell me the name if you know it, every screenshot is a banger) The caption says "Sometimes, stupid and cute *are* enough" #ofmd #ofmdmeme

Ok no he was just a “guest” which means he did a 10 minute post-tape to announce the winner of a mini-challenge 😐😑

We are a Dragula house but have unfortunately fallen down the rabbit hole of the Other drag competition show and Taika is a guest judge on the first episode of Down Under lmaooooo

Just so everyone knows, working with that sequin yarn SUCKS

It’s like LITTLE TINY BLADES

There needs to be a BIDDING WAR

He’s not much to look at yet but Cursed Suit Stiwi is also underway

The tiny Revenges are coming together 🏴‍☠️

I did some poking around and there appears to be a location of DB flooring in a pink building right next to 95 😆 I am obsessed with the idea of a group of pirates rolling up to this carpet store to take photos, ideally with a scaled cut-out of Rhys Darby’s face

I know I married the right person bc spouse has suggested that we go vandalize the billboard by adding Rhys’s face

Or it can be motivation for you to come visit

Losing my mind over @gelatinousstand.bsky.social texting me bc they saw an iteration of THE BILLBOARD on 95 south - guess it’s time for me to take a roadtrip 👀

If you need a reminder of what the billboard boys are up to: archiveofourown.org/series/5575481

#OFMDFanFic #OFMDFanArt

The fucking worst 😫

Came home to find all three in a cuddle puddle by the front door. Ed is the only one brave enough to get pets but someday Stede and Izzy will love me. Maybe.

A tiny embroidered ship against a night sky with fireworks

A tiny and efficient sneak peek of what’s coming for @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social

💜💜💜💜💜💜

I know that realistically it’s 1. The trauma of having someone try to break in while I was home alone as a teen and 2. The major disruption in my routine, but WOW the reaction I have to spouse going out of town for work is pathetic!!!!!

Nothing about this is smart 😆

God forbid I ever keep things reasonable 😵‍💫

A drawing of OFMD's Edward Teach snuggling with a kitty on a purple background.

A warm-up sketch for caturday
#OFMD #OFMDfanart

So apparently naming these two Ed and Izzy was appropriate (no Stede today - Ed must be in his kraken era)

“I have… love for you, Edward”

“Oh, come on”

What do we think about the possibility of a cursed suit Stiwi 👀

Hugging my stuffed crab named Herm Ertlinger while watching the wine commercial episode of Schitt’s Creek and feeling very sad 😭😭😭😭😭

eugene levy and catherine ohara in best in show

kids, if you've never seen Best In Show, there is no better way to grieve one of the bravest and funniest bitches to ever do it. RIP 😭