Smands

Taking notes from this dreamer and doer.

100% I believe she was discriminated against. The marks back then were out of control anyway with national grudges, etc., to say nothing of racism. 👎

Immediately what I said when he performed it! I thought maybe only men were allowed, bc I remembered seeing Scotty Hamilton do it when I was a kid, but I bet that was at Smuckers Stars on Ice after he retired. Surya lives in my brain rent free and she is WELCOME 💜

An anti-ICE flyer taped on a telephone pole reads “you will get away with it. Lose paperwork, make food wrong, decaf instead of regular, overtighten lug nuts, strip spark plugs, delete jira tickets. It is your right to make mistakes. You can fight Ice without any risks. Everything adds up. You have no excuses anymore. Just do it.”

Comment on a post about fighting Ice through malicious incompetence: “I am no longer eligible for rehire at my corporate chain coffee job and I wanna tell everybody: I have cops decaf for 7 years and nobody ever said anything.”

Edward “Blackbeard” Teach from Our Flag Means Death saying, “That’s fucking diabolical.”

Sorry, and I guess (former cop) Jerry Demings now. 🫩

This has been happening in Florida where I live. For a long time. Right now the only democrat contender for governor this fall is a former republican who switched parties.

Ugh I’ve been considering this so hard. I have the time and the passion. But I’m actually afraid it won’t be safe. 😭

The febreze jingle makes my children scream angrily, why are we letting this happen 😫

Love to make my daughter cringe by confidently telling her sombr is short for Sombrero.

Didn’t realize the director of the Melania docu was known sexpest Brett Ratner. Makes so much sense.

I always wondered if she found the wig and just went from there organically for Cookie. Things I’ll never get to ask!!! 😩

This one HURTS, 2026 can fuck right off.

This is your reminder to watch The Studio on AppleTV if you haven’t. and every Chris Guest movie, Schitt’s, and Beetlejuice. God, what a treasure Catherine O’Hara was. 😔

Oh my god

My favorite favorite 😭

a woman with her mouth open and the words day-o on her face Alt: Catherine O’Hara in Beetlejuice, shocked that she is singing “Day-O” like Harry Belafonte

NOT OKAY

My first also!!!

what the actual fuck is wrong with people

This is so bonkers to me, you mean even after you're 18 you don't automatically get access to your own birth certificate?!? The right was severed without your consent (as an infant)! 😲

I would say biting is a fair response to a bunch of masked men with guns attacking you.
Those men could be anyone.

Well what were their goddamn fingers doing in the woman's mouth.

Remember when this looked photoshopped but absolutely wasn’t 😌

A photo of the demon Michael laughing from The Good Place, with the caption “laughs wickedly”.

Sales pitch voice: “So, we’ll revolutionize electronic messaging—everyone will be available to anyone 24/7. And we’ll introduce a feature: Autocorrect. It corrects spelling and grammar for you! But secretly its real purpose will be to add incorrect apostrophes to every ‘were’ and ‘its’ and ‘ill’!”

A crochet merman with a red tail and blonde hair laying in a plushy shell

A crochet merman sitting in the lower half a golden egg

A hat that has "poop on fascists" knitted on it

The back of a hat that has birds knitted onto it

THE "POOP ON FASCISTS" RAFFLE
1/22/26 - 1/25/26
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a yellow smiley emoji is hugging a toaster...in a bathtub? Wait, this harmless image just got pretty dark...

how dare it, our love is REAL

I can barely even look at discord but I am sick with a head cold 🤧

🫂🫂🫂