Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks)

PS I did see someone dressed as this casual Diana!

My cousin had that Princess Di beanie baby and swore to me it was worth $500.

Erica you are the Chappell roan of the groupchat /extremely pos, this looks fantastic 🤩

It’s by JMCGG on IG but he does a lot of Scarry-inspired art!

A middle-aged woman is wearing a red dress costume as Buttercup from The Princess Bride with a long flowing blonde wig.

I’m sorry I ever made fun of Taika for hating the wig. 3 hours in this thing and I’m itchy, hot, and have a headache. 😣

375?

Ed Teach hiding under a blanket on the couch

The blanket lump is so familiar

Which Halloween Costume Are You? Freezeframe results. A cat dressed up as Shrek. “The Ogre Achiever: you’re passionate. You pour your heart into everything you do. Some might call you the ‘all-star’ of the group.”

@tightenupmate.bsky.social

A screenshot from a National Catholic Reporter article. The headline reads: “JD Vance is wrong: Jesus doesn’t ask us to rank our love for others.”

I first heard about this from a National Catholic Reporter column with the headline “JD Vance is Wrong” 🤡

It must have been another WP fic I read early on! Or maybe they were just the first ofmd tumblr account I followed. 😂

Omg I should definitely not tweet until I’ve had caffeine when I wake up 🫣😅 My bad!!!

A tweet from Jack Posobiec from Jan. 30, 2025. JD Vance interviewed on foxnews says, “There is a Christian concept that you love your family and then you love your neighbor and then you love your community, and then you love your fellow citizens, and then after that, prioritize the rest of the world.” Posobiec: a lot of the far left has completely inverted that.

Also he has stated his interpretation is that means your family and other Christians, not “everybody” everybody.

The “free will” part doesn’t even make sense if he believes in hell.
“Guess my wife will burn for eternity, that does not cause a problem for me” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ed Teach, in the breakup robe, arms crossed, looking innocent and beatific.

Happy Halloween!
Stede and Ed have been arguing for 2 hours because Stede got a couples costume but they both want to be Princess Buttercup, not Westley.
“But you’re not even blond! And I look so good in red!” Stede pouts.
“Look mate, idk what to tell you. I AM the princess. Of this relationship.”

He’s gonna have a crop top and a whale tail in the back.

I hope you thanked them for their service (Close Quarters, everyone’s OFMDfic gateway drug)! 🫡

This is another reason why we are going to move. It's not safe here any longer, which breaks my heart.

Happy birthday and I hope the rest of your wishes come true!

I got shingles last year quite unexpectedly. It was at least 6-9 months before the constant ill feeling/achiness/intense fatigue subsided, and it had continued long after the course of antivirals, steroids, and NSAIDs. 😭 The vaccine is worth it!

Agree, I’ve always wanted one but I’m too oddly shaped to find a thrifted one. Maybe someday I’ll have An Event!

Now that’s what I call crashing out

😳

If you get it thrift price you can have it professionally tailored!

You’re so right for that

jealous, I want this outfit!

What a coincidence! That's exactly what *I* want you to do too!

What a sad person he must be - he'll never let himself be comfortable, or find self-acceptance. I often get sad how I spent my younger years, but I'm glad I woke up and realized we only have this one life to enjoy. 💜

lolll

This is lovely! 😍

Sigh, been there more times than I can count. (If I could count better, maybe I wouldn’t have been there so often!)