🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season

that knife flip was inexplicably cool and hot ngl

(from samba's insta)

#ofmdbts

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I love her cute little face!!! 🥹😭❤️ What a precious baby!!!

Black cat in a circular scratcher bed

Miss Tish being very very round

I just think we all deserve to look at this again 💖

There was a booth at the Christmas market with chocolate sculptures and there was a box on the table that said “18+ only” and when you lifted the lid there was a huge chocolate dong! Lmao I should’ve got pictures!

Yessssss it’s OUT!!!!! 😃

🫂🫂🫂 would cute cat pics help?

I’m so sorry 🫂🫂🫂

Four-panel comic: 1) a gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house, 2) is the house made of flesh? 3) or is he made of house? 4) he screams, for he does not know

🎶 It's TIIIIIIME 🎶

3 screencaps from OFMD Season 2 episode 8. Top: Stede and Ed are reunited on the beach, they're both smiling at each other and Ed has one hand on Stede's shoulder and one hand on his chest. Middle: Stede and Ed on the deck of the Revenge during Black Pete & Lucius' matelotage ceremony. Stede is looking fondly at the couple, Ed is fondly sneaking a look at Stede. Bottom: Stede and Ed, standing next to each other, are silhouetted from the back through the broken window of the future inn as they watch the Revenge crew sail off into the sunset.

A love like ours can't disappear in an instant. #OFMD

💔💔 a fair amount

photo collage of Stede and Ed, comparing parallel themed shots in s1 and s2 of our flag means death: Top row - left: Stede looking up from the deck of the ship, where he had just been gut-stabbed and nearly hanged, his eyes are wide and his face is full of wonder. right: Ed looks down, face framed by his soft hair and beard, his expression soft too. he looks like he's about to tell Stede that he's heard all about him. Bottom row - left: A battered and pale Ed has just awoken from the gravy basket, he's laying on his back, his eyes are wide and a confused and vulnerable look on his face; he's got a few spots of blood smeared on his face and his lip is split. right: mer-person Stede hovers close in tranquil blue waters; his face is beaming with love and joy.

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I went to a Christmas market! It was super pretty and we (me, roomie and her daughter) got fancy hot chocolate and crepes! But there were waaaaay too many people. The crepe line was a 20min wait. lol all I could think was “the smau’s lied to me!” Lol. I need to find a smaller town Christmas market.

Wee John voice: “I’d love to be stabbed by Jim.”

Also makes me think of a basket star, look up videos of them! Their movements are so bizarre they’re almost Lovecraftian!!!

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Stede is delighted and clapping as Ed holds up a small fish he caught. Stede is wearing his cursed suit red shirt and Ed is wearing his timeout burlap onesie. Ed is presenting his fish with an open hand as it dangles on a line from his other hand. He's smiling. They're both standing in front of a huge waning moon, bathed in its light.

Behold.

#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

a little more of Them would be great right now :(

Collage of Ed Teach and a tumblr post saying ‘i couldn't fix him but i could rail him’ ‘Sometimes a factory reset via the prostate is all it takes’

YUP. I ate avocado toast everyday for months and then suddenly I couldn’t and kept buying avocados and forgetting them until they went bad 🤦🏻‍♀️

We must be on a similar brain wave because I literally made Mac and cheese with scallions the other night! Lmao onions still count as a vegetable. *I say as I smother them in fancy cheese*

Yes!!! ❤️❤️❤️ and omg I was wondering how a wax seal wouldn’t melt the plastic until I saw it was also a sticker! Genius!

Post that says: Didn't anticipate one of the bonuses of going to a drag show in a smaller more conservative town would be getting to see a bro who clearly wandered into the wrong part of the bar by mistake experience what looked to be a transcendent awakening upon seeing his first drag show. timemachineyeah Follow On of the queens halfway through the show, "Honey, are you straight?" This man, in a strangled voice, "I don't know"

Modern AU Stede having his gay awakening at the drag show:

Close up of a mixed media artwork featuring three hand sculpted and painted octopuses, depicting the species Caribbean Reef Octopus.

🥰 Caribbean Reef Octopus 🐙 Hand sculpted from clay and lovingly painted 🎨

#ArtAdventCalendar #ArtYear #Art #ArtGallery #Sculpture #Octopus #MarineLife #CoralReef #ArtSale #BSNM #Invertebrates 🦑🐡

They actually seemed taken aback at that and amended their complaints but still. I put up with so much to keep a roof over my head and it still makes me angry.

And now that I’m in a good shop I’m so salty at how the old one treated me. The owner and manager of the old one once called me outside to talk and tried to yell at me for calling out because I had extreme wrist pain. I literally looked at them and said “I’m not going to disable myself for this job”

A tortoiseshell cat curled up on a person’s chest and being held by them. They’re smiling but their face is half out of frame.

Things I can do now that I’m working at a shop where I can actually set my own hours, spend time with my precious baby:

My sticker from @self-induljennt.bsky.social came in today!!! It is so precious!!!! And I love the wax seal, so very Stede coded. 🖤🖤🖤