What if youβre so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
03.04.2025 14:05 β π 37909 π 10858 π¬ 898 π 595@distractedmaker.bsky.social
She/her, knitter, crocheter, romance and fantasy book obsessed, likely audhd, mama to four two legged creatures and three four legged. Raised IBF now agnostic and liberal.
What if youβre so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
03.04.2025 14:05 β π 37909 π 10858 π¬ 898 π 595Well said!
05.03.2025 20:37 β π 76384 π 19170 π¬ 1227 π 609If I had a nickel for every time a cousin named their kid a name that was on my baby name list, but I wound up not using. Iβd have two nickels. Which isnβt a lot but itβs weird that itβs happened twice.
05.03.2025 22:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A pink and green crochet flower with a rather phallic bottom.
A pink and green crochet flower with a rather phallic bottom.
Some fun crochet flowers for a market in May. π€
21.02.2025 05:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A orange cat laying on top of a gray blanket.
Iβm steadily attempting to turn him into a lap cat. Once in awhile Iβm successful.
13.02.2025 01:47 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt always get headaches, but when I do they are nearly constant. π
12.02.2025 02:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A cream colored chicken with a pocket shelf holding a pink e-reader.
A crochet support chicken for E-readers!
11.02.2025 00:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fascism is when Donald Trump bans 1600+ vetted Afghan Muslim refugees who helped USA against the Talibanβbut now issues an Executive Order accepting white Afrikaner South Africans as refugees to the USA.
It was never about justice or national security. It was always about advancing white supremacy.
I had an overstuffed shelf in our living room and yesterday pulled my books off to put the kids in. I left them on the dining room floor cause I didnβt know where to put them. My husband cleared out this bookcase so he could put my books with my cookbooks. It was the sweetest thing to wake up to.
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08.02.2025 05:13 β π 21299 π 4835 π¬ 350 π 190Does βGolden Ageβ refer to a time when planes keep crashing, eggs cost $10β15 a dozen, the U.S. is being booed and protested by all our allies, workers are losing their jobs, and Americansβ personal data is being rummaged through by unelected oligarchs and their strange crew of 20-something incels?
08.02.2025 18:29 β π 50327 π 13644 π¬ 2940 π 732A white birch tree covered in snow, with hidden chickadees.
Playing spot the Chickadee while I dissociate from the current reality.
05.02.2025 20:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My local school board is voting to close my 6 year olds school at the end of this school year. Itβs the only school outside of town that has an Intesive Resource program and there is no clear plan for what happens next for these kidsβ¦. Iβve never been soo ready to leave this state. π
05.02.2025 06:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI think sometimes genre is a code word to keep us in our place as artists, and I just want to encourage people to do what theyβre passionate aboutβ - BeyoncΓ© after winning Best Country Album for βCowboy Carterβ
03.02.2025 02:18 β π 17307 π 2770 π¬ 216 π 226RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free worldβall while cynically waving the American flag.
02.02.2025 21:27 β π 50660 π 17720 π¬ 1894 π 1384Iβve been knitting for about 6/7 years and apparently Iβve been twisting all of my purl stitches. π Soo many things make more sense now. π€¦π»ββοΈ
30.01.2025 07:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The weighted heating pad I got for Christmas is life changing. β¨
30.01.2025 06:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chat is it time?
29.01.2025 21:24 β π 14487 π 1837 π¬ 652 π 135Thank you, Iβll have plenty! I used to crochet a long time ago and just started knitting a few weeks ago.
Itβs been a great way to stop doomscrolling and reflect π
Iβve finished a Sophie scarf and have started a sweater. (Iβm waiting for more purple yarn & am casting on a new cardigan as I wait π«£)
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
Hahaha needed that laugh, thanks #ChristopherTitus
26.01.2025 18:54 β π 408 π 66 π¬ 6 π 5Iβll never get over that all of this was avoidable and our kids couldβve had a better future had voters just made the obviously rational choice in November. Itβs water under the bridge now. But what the fuck, people.
25.01.2025 05:36 β π 31366 π 4155 π¬ 1519 π 437The USAF removed Tuskegee Airmen & Women Airforce Service Pilots of WWII from basic training curriculum. For 30 years I promised these women I would not let them ever be forgotten again. We worked for decades to have them remembered. The Airmen too. Knowledge is power. ποΈ www.msn.com/en-us/societ...
25.01.2025 19:43 β π 18057 π 5322 π¬ 460 π 312Itβs beautiful and terrifying.
26.01.2025 02:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think I just updated my mental image of βcrown made of starsβ. π
25.01.2025 11:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An artist (Liberal Jane) drawing of a group of people. The person in the middle holds a sign saying βI donβt know how to convince you to care about other people.β
I canβt even look at the news today but this is about where Iβm at.
Artist credit: Liberal Jane
Iβm about to be on the last hundred pages of Oynx Storm and Iβm not ready. πππ
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