Hybrid Hooligan

I amost became a manager at one after bargain filed bankruptcy… then i saw a homeless guy piss on the wall outside and asked why they wetent doing anything about it and was told they werent allowed to.

Ive come to the conclusion the reason so many women are into dark romance novels now is because they watched Disney’s Beauty and The Beast as children.

Aww the first sips of alcohol ive had in 4.5 years i have fucking missed it

Leasure suit larry

5 months later, finally got a job offer…

Because most republicans states have legislation that blocks porn sites so twitter is the next best thing

Last resort…

They call him the holy spirit for reasons

I like the third one

Catch-Up Slow-Down Friends Catching Up Cause Store-Wide Back-Ups and Delays, Shoppers Cautioned to Find Alternate Route

Please be advised that two old friends have run into each other and the ensuing gab session is causing back-ups and delays across the store. Shoppers are advised to find alternate routes.

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The Schwartz Awakens!

Mel Brooks, Rick Moranis, and Bill Pullman are all set to reprise their iconic #Spaceballs roles in Josh Gad and Josh Greenbaum's upcoming sequel, releasing in cinemas in 2027.

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I have a feeling big balls and the rest of DOGE are going to use all the data they have collected against the government

Elon said Donald’s bill was bad and then Donald said he Elon knew what was in it and then Elon called him a liar and that he rigged the election for him and that Donald’s name is all over the Epstein list and that’s why it’s not been made public which means Elon has been covering up for a pedophile.

Im surprised theres no boycotting home depot for their pride merch

Same thing happened with bargain hunt years ago, my manager at the time refused to do that to the employees and put the highest he could anyways for the ones that deserved it

Its not close to one of his golf courses so he doesnt care

Just wait till putin offers him mcdonalds

Possibly the greatest nickname ever

Everyone has FNaF wrong. Michael didnt turn purple till till after Ennard leaves his body but William was purple the whole time… William was dead the whole time. #FNAF

May Day may be over, but the same is back, so....

Wasnt that the plot of The Collection

Today I realized that Mario is probably homeless. He wakes up everyday wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats people up for money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms

Happy zombie jesus day

True

Southern women use “bless your heart”…

Circle Jerks' Keith Morris Calls For "An Army Of Luigis" At Coachella When Circle Jerks put out their 1983 song “Coup D’Etat,” Donald Trump had not yet sicced his supporters on the US capitol building. Attitudes can change after you’ve watched an incumbent president att...

Onstage at Coachella, Keith Morris of Circle Jerks called for "an army of Luigis"

Dont be rediculous…. They pay some one to play the game for them

Home depot or walmart