Consider the sourceβ¦
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Hmm. Itβs so good for the owners itβs almost like they set it upβ¦?
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If they nominate this guy we have a shot
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If heβs running, itβs not as an R or a D, itβs as a joke.
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So thereβs an opposite to Minnesota Nice. There is a substantial number of Minnesota (or any other Midwestern state) Assholes. Heβs a Minnesota Asshole.
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Iβll see your beans and raise you a log
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My wife and I have a great life but we both agree it would have been even better if we were born in 1948 instead of 68
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Wife: Why the hell didnβt you do ANYTHING on the list I gave you?
Me: THE DOW IS OVER 50000
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Well, they are going to hire the entire LA Times sports section, so thereβs that. And the Times owner seems pretty damn Trumpy to meβ¦
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Saturday nightβ¦prime time πππ
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NUTLICK
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Such a no-nonsense tough guy πππ
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My wife is under standing orders to immediately kill me if I ever wear any cowboy attire with a suit.
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Donβt just blame him. Save some for the idiots who voted for him.
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Gotta be Tennessee
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Look at those uniformsβ¦
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THE DOW IS OVER $50,000!
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Iβm guessing thatβs not the only thing he snorted coke off ofβ¦
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FIFA and the IOCβ¦forever partners in corruption.
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Wear the Mexican ones to meet with the orange asshole.
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Other than the asswipes in suburban Nashville who elected your bigoted ass, no one gives a shit what you think.
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They are very hateableβ¦
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We used to have an Anal Tempo. Very fastβ¦
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π₯±
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NUTLICK
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