@naomifullbloom.bsky.social
The Kelly of your nightmares
Considering resigning in disgrace
07.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Humans should have stopped innovating after we figured out indoor plumbing. That was the sweet spot.
07.10.2025 00:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Really grateful I don’t know who Morgan Wallen is
04.10.2025 06:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Inside me there are no wolves. There is the pig from the Garfield and Friends cartoon show and also the entire Wikipedia article for Albert Fish.
03.10.2025 06:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The body not tea. Face card has declined. And also I’m stupid.
01.10.2025 05:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now that I don’t have a cat I want a BABY
24.09.2025 20:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Disagree
17.09.2025 12:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0First date idea: I give you lice
14.09.2025 16:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve lost 32 pounds this summer and literally no one has noticed. What the fuck man.
08.09.2025 17:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The REAL reason you don’t use your pets name as your password is because when your pet dies you have to type their name 400 times a day at your stupid retail job to fix payroll and do the store order and approve large returns and put in tickets and call IT and log in to the inventory devices
05.09.2025 01:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keep waking up crying
03.09.2025 10:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just wanna go home n cry so bad
02.09.2025 17:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s no true “left” and “right” lanes for carts at the grocery store except THERE FUCKING IS and I fucking HATE YOU
30.08.2025 01:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes I feel kinda sad…. Anyone else ever experience this?
20.08.2025 07:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Half the battle of working out is getting my fucking sports bra on
19.08.2025 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Laying in the mud thinking hard about my human body
16.08.2025 04:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hello little angel
09.08.2025 16:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does anybody need anything?
04.08.2025 20:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Going into politics. First step is to become gooberner.
03.08.2025 05:37 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0That’s my emotional support online friend from Ohio!!!!!
02.08.2025 18:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One of the worst parts of breaking up with someone is that you’re also effectively breaking up with their cat. I miss you little Bobo.
02.08.2025 13:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s legitimately so embarrassing to care this much about my stupid retail job
01.08.2025 15:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gastroetymology is when there ain’t no word for that shit
28.07.2025 08:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gastroentymology is when there’s a bug in your butt
28.07.2025 04:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Honestly I could go for some right about now
25.07.2025 06:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna get on the treadmill for an hour and hope that it fixes my whole life but realistically I will probably just get diarrhea after ten minutes
25.07.2025 03:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My tummy hurts really really bad 😎😎
25.07.2025 02:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just had to be rude to a Spectrum salesman 😔😔😔 and he was hot 😔😔😔😔😔😔
24.07.2025 00:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh hell yeah, fuck these quarks
23.07.2025 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna be observing some quarks tonight if anyone wants to join
23.07.2025 23:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
