Mr. Carriage

every perception of you as equally correct as it is incorrect, including your own Imagine you are walking down a sidewalk with your friends.

Every perception of you is as equally correct as it is incorrect, including your own

Having an objective view of yourself is completely impossible, and judging and framing others’ lives is cope to pretend that you do know who you are.

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looking into this..

nobody is evil and they also do not have the capability to be

getting the vaccine that gives you autism today. anybody know how long it takes to kick in?

‘hey can i be mean for a second’ fs man its just a representation of your perspective not an objective measure of your morality dw 👍

pretending not to choke so she doesnt get the ick and accidentally vomiting

i need her bouncing on it in a way that makes her knees pop so i can go ‘ewwww’

still can’t believe the blair witch project was real and everyone got brainwashed by the government to cover up Big Witch

im joining the civil war on the side of Civility

putting ‘Secretary of Transportation’ on my resume cuz why the fuck not

theory that making shit is just self expression so therefore by extension, if you’re cool enough people will like your expression (aka shit u make (even if its bad))

5/4 accomplished or in other words how many rounds you have passed. The ending is the same, there is no happy ending, you’re just playing to see how far you can get and having fun doing it.

4/4 zombies still come and you’re forced to fight on for the sake of fighting until you either get bored or die. You must find enjoyment solely in the idea of killing more zombies until you eventually succumb and die, left only with what you feel you have

3/4 which is essentially the same as boosting your social standing and accomplishing goals in life. Accomplishing these things helps you to feel good and can maybe make life, or rounds, easier but the end goal is the same. You get old. You hit a point where there is no progress to be made and yet

2/4 You’re just playing and fighting zombies for the sake of fighting zombies. You have goals, in life such as graduating college, getting married, being successful and this is paralleled by zombies as you can get better equipment and stronger guns,

1/4 black ops two town is reminiscent of life as a whole, you spawn into a barren and unforgiving world with the bare minimum to defend yourself and no clear end goal. There are items and upgrades and things to buy as you get older, or as the rounds progress, but theres no real completion.

yes i still do two bunny loops. what do you want from me man

tf she leanin for 🤨

is there a government program dedicated to distributing white socks with hearts on them to women? how do literally all of you have them

‘only 5% of the ocean has been explored’ mfs gonna be sooo mad when its just more water

i must defeat the Outcomes

girl in class scrolling through google image search ‘optical illusions’

we’re all victim weight in the eyes of the Lord

ovulating all by yourslef, beutaful?

the best part about living in a society is being able purchase goods

they kicked me out the strip club cuz i hit her labia with a quarter

when i grow up i want to be a. stock ,photo on a Web Page. Filled with Jubilation or perhaps anguish..

there’s been a lot