NerdAlert

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*a rogue enby who also wants to be good enters the chat

I'll set up a crafting station next to the car you're working on and we can work on projects while yapping and snacking!

NerdAlert sits on a grey couch in blue jeans, a maroon shirt, and black suspenders. Their shirt is pulled up to their double chin, showing off a round belly and a flattened eggnog carton resting on top.

Eggnog quart 3 for the season

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

NerdAlert reclined on a grey sofa. Their belly is a soft oval shape, filled with dinner and a quart of eggnog. The empty container of eggnog sits on top of their belly.

Eggnog quart 2 for the season

👏more Xs! 👏more Xs! 🤩

Your body shape is iconic and fucking beautiful.

The scruffy mustache look is very good 🤩

a close up of a cartoon pig with a yellow liquid coming out of its nose . ALT: a close up of a cartoon pig with a yellow liquid coming out of its nose .

Well, I guess I made it to 2pm today before devolving into mindless pig behavior...

The first eggnog of the season has been consumed!

1 quart down 🐷

Leave your guesses on how much eggnog you think I'll consume this season and I'll do my best to keep track.

Oops... The piggy haze only lifted long enough to get a few hours of work done before descending like a horny weighted blanket once again.

I'm back on the couch, waiting for a grocery delivery, ready to fucking devour half of it upon arrival.

Thank you for allowing me to be a feral pig at 3am.... If you know me on a platform that supports videos through DMs, send me a message... And I might send you the finale that I'm about to film. 😏

After the binge of two Popeyes combo meals and four beers:

Before the midnight binge when I went completely piggy feral:

Throwing this out into the universe: I would love to build a spicy connection with a feeder who I trust enough to just give them my address. I'd share a calendar with them of when I'll be home or out... and just never know when food will show up at my door that I'm expected to eat immediately.

Hey me too! 🥂

NerdAlert sits reclined on a grey sofa. Their cock hangs out of their fat pad while their hand lays with fingers tucked into their fat pad and belly folds.

I think my new favorite way to fight a long stretch of depression is escaping into horny piggy gainer brain. The wild thing is, after about a week of this... I think it's actually helping. 🐷

I'm watching the new episode of Gastronauts... And I would like Patrick to cook for me and then give me belly rubs plz 🥹 I promise to do the dishes!

That said... What if I started getting myself to leave the house every day ... By walking to the grocery store and buying a carton of egg nog that I have to finish before doing it again the next day?

Is that a healthy leverage if kink to improve other mental health habits?

It feels so good to feel fat and horny on nights like this.

I've been in survival mode for so long and with this big move I got dangerously close to intense SI territory again. I'm okay but it hasn't been pretty.

NerdAlert standing naked in a dimly lit room with a blue hue. Their belly is round and tight while their hand grabs hold of their fatpad. An erect cock sticks out from the soft mound of fat that is slowly consuming it.

NerdAlert standing naked in a dimly lit room with a red hue. Their belly is round and tight while their hand grabs hold of their fatpad. An erect cock sticks out from the soft mound of fat that is slowly consuming it.

I was stoned and curled up in bed with a smutty book... And then my ravenous piggy brain flipped on and I had to get up and stuff my belly with whatever I could get my hands on... Now it's 1:30am and I need belly rubs. 🥺

Ugh, I'm sorry. 🖤

It had been quite a while.... 😅

So do we! 🙌

Any time I'm not actively gaining (now), it's purely financial and I promise you I'm still thinking about being fatter every single day.

We all experience the world differently and it's truly wild to sit with an element of that sometimes. Some people fantasize about thinness this way?!?

But for me and my brain... The desire for a fatter body is so strong that I cannot think of a scenario where I personally would consider quitting. I spent 20 years trying to live life with my gaining desires bottled up and it almost destroyed me.