Lindsey B

So like... are people boycotting the super bowl?

02.02.2025 18:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"How about the price of those eggs" is the "but her emails" of 2025. I like to combine the phrases and say "how about the price of her eggs". But apparently people don't like 'callbacks'.

29.01.2025 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if Walt Disney made The Little Match Girl? What if I made a matchstick holder? Both of those things happened. #booksky #hanschristianandersen

23.01.2025 19:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh man I always wondered what happened to her.

22.01.2025 23:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you think kids ever teased Cloris Leachman by calling her “Clorox Bleachman”? That would be really mean. But maybe she would have embraced it, used the name for good, and cleaned up these mean streets.

22.01.2025 20:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When I think about sports, I wonder if everyone is really in it for the camaraderie, or if one or two people are just in it to win. I sure hope not.

22.01.2025 00:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think you’re projecting

20.01.2025 15:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn. Et tu Capcut?

19.01.2025 05:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the world's hottest pepper is the jalapeno pepper. this spicy ingredient is included in dishes the world over, but you'd better order a glass of milk on the side – not to mention a bottle of pepto-bismol

08.01.2025 16:46 — 👍 1880    🔁 120    💬 71    📌 6

Hand holding piece of burned paper with smoky sky in the background.

Truly apocalyptic in Los Angeles this morning. This baby was just floating by in the wind.

08.01.2025 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mark Zuckerberg: I built this platform to give the people a voice
Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were

07.01.2025 17:09 — 👍 40218    🔁 4587    💬 868    📌 241

US Navy ad featuring a woman in naval uniform with make up on. Ad copy reads “who said serving on a ship or sub means you can’t wear a full face of makeup? Not us. Your brows, lashes, eye and lip liner, lipstick and nails are all welcome on board, even if it’s permanent.”

Well now I have ZERO excuses. Guess I gotta sign up today.

07.01.2025 19:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0