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Merrill Markoe

@merrillmarkoe.bsky.social

Writer of things intended to be humor and animal lover. I post A LOT of pieces on my Substack page:"Still Looking for the Joke" https://substack.com/@merrillmarkoe?utm_source=user-menu

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So the Universe held a spiritual meeting and said unto itself "What kind of mushrooms should we plant on the property of a woman who has spent a good deal of her life writing about her dogs?" And the Universe answered "Pisolithus Tinctorius. The Dog Turd fungus." And presto. These two came forth.

01.10.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I volunteer at a wildlife rescue where we raise orphan baby wildlife and then release them when they are mature enough. So I get to release some of them into my yard to begin their professional lives.Here are 5 baby squirrels seeing freedom for the first time.

01.10.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Taken just a few minutes ago outside the ICE facility in Portland that Trump claims is under siege. My message to Donald Trump is this: we don’t need you here. Stay the hell out of our city.

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26.09.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is great and well worth your time.

25.09.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you haven’t seen the 1976 film Network, well, it’s still one of the most important and relevant movies ever.

25.09.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wrote this two whole days ago. Read it fast before it gets internet fungus.

25.09.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

There is NO ONE smarter about Christianity and politics than Mr. John Fugelsang. Let him explain himself to you....then buy his new book.

24.09.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

While you're at it, read Cintra. She is such a good writer.

24.09.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Colbert and Kimmel And Paddy Chayevsky

This is my substack page. It contains a link to my new Rollingstone piece about the first amendment. But its a two-fer because it ALSO has a video of a piece we did in 1985 on the NBC version of the Letterman show, entitled 'Test the Censors.' merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/colbert-an...

24.09.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Jimmy Kimmel May Be Back. Trump's Attacks on the First Amendment Aren't Over Former late-night writer Merrill Markoe writes about Trump administration's unprecedented assault on free speech and parallels to the movie 'Network.'

I wrote a piece for Rollingstone about Monsieurs Kimmel, and Colbert and The First Amendment. And, oddly enough, also about Paddy Chayevsky. www.rollingstone.com?p=1235432169...

24.09.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 9

Clear, sharp, and withering.

24.09.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Read this, then go watch "Network."

24.09.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This piece is great. The "Meet the Censors" bit is truly inspired, and several video versions of it are in the piece. Utterly brilliant. This era of Letterman with Markoe is, for me, peak television comedy.

24.09.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know. So much of Network zipped past me in 1976. Including the futility of the "mad as hell" cry and the way it addresses NOTHING except itself.

24.09.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haa. I should get that printed on business cards.

24.09.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jimmy Kimmel May Be Back. Trump's Attacks on the First Amendment Aren't Over Former late-night writer Merrill Markoe writes about Trump administration's unprecedented assault on free speech and parallels to the movie 'Network.'

I wrote a piece for Rollingstone about Monsieurs Kimmel, and Colbert and The First Amendment. And, oddly enough, also about Paddy Chayevsky. www.rollingstone.com?p=1235432169...

24.09.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 9

Another government shut down is looming. Oh no! Not that! If they shut down the govnmnt, who will offer insane health care advice and get rid of those pesky environmental protections? Who will remind us that empathy is evil and threaten comedians and the first amendment? Dont shut down the govnmnt!

19.09.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Congratulations! No one ever deserved a best seller more than YE!

19.09.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agree

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Jon Stewart's Post-Kimmel Primer on Free Speech in the Glorious Trump Era | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show Jon Stewart's Post-Kimmel Primer on Free Speech in the Glorious Trump Era | The Daily Show

I thought this was a great John Stewart hosted Daily Show ep. today. youtu.be/_GXNJ3V9lzg?...

19.09.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Goebbels Ends Careers of Five 'Aryan' Actors Who Made Witticisms About the Nazi Regime (Published 1939)

These are precedented times and the precedent is a loud ass warning

www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...

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Yes. Agree.

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Today at 12, a WGA protest at the Disney main gate. Please go.

18.09.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry. I wasnt aware it didnt post. I took it down. Other people have posted it now. I assume you have seen it?

18.09.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry. It had a great caption. Tey were commiserating about how tough it was while you are waiting around to become king . I wasnt aware it didnt post with the cartoon. Took it down.

18.09.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hooray for The Writers Guild. I couldn't agree more.

18.09.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Couldnt read it. Its got a pay wall. But certainly looks right up my alley!

17.09.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

awww. Thanks

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For whoever needs to read this: After reviewing AI creativity for a couple days, I've concluded that AI is seamlessly consolidating the world of creative cliches in all areas. And those of us who scrupulously avoid them will now rule in a distinct empire all our own. Thx 4 yr attn to this matter

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