This was a rough way to learn that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman has apparently purchased a house in my neighborhood.
06.12.2025 03:24 โ ๐ 42 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@merrillmarkoe.bsky.social
Writer of things intended to be humor and animal lover. I post A LOT of pieces on my Substack page:"Still Looking for the Joke" https://substack.com/@merrillmarkoe?utm_source=user-menu
This was a rough way to learn that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman has apparently purchased a house in my neighborhood.
06.12.2025 03:24 โ ๐ 42 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Attention niche of Wall of Voodoo Fans who buy vinyl. Goldmine picked their album of newly digitized previously unreleased live performances as one of the best of 2025! Its a beautiful package. www.goldminemag.com/columns/adve...
04.12.2025 17:57 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Imagine you're about to launch a pre-moistened wipes company and you have to pick the perfect name that will resonate with customers..A name that will instantly say "THESE are the pre-moistened wipes for YOU!" What will it be? Then it hits you: A name so right it can not be better. SNEMGOY. Bingo!
02.12.2025 02:37 โ ๐ 44 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 1I have made it repeatedly. It gets easier and easier. It is NOT tricky at all. Its just a bunch of chopping and sauteing....and then spreading out the pre-made dough and placing the filling in the middle so there is enough dough to cover it, like wrapping a package. Easy peasy.
27.11.2025 18:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Here it is! Hooray! A Thanksgiving letter from ME to YOU because IT's THANKSGIVING! merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/special-th...
27.11.2025 16:47 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1SOO much better in theory no matter which family you choose.
27.11.2025 02:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0About 15 years ago, in a burst of video collabs, we made this upbeat all purpose seasonal carol entitled " The Fate Awaiting Thee."He did the music. I made the video. I believe it remains one stop shopping for all seasonal needs. youtu.be/dehxX-wWPxM?...
25.11.2025 17:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1How I am going to make my millions: Lawn decorations for Thanksgiving.
25.11.2025 15:27 โ ๐ 37 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0VOILA.
25.11.2025 00:23 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0We apparently had a thing for a time.
25.11.2025 00:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That's an excellent question. Let me make a note of it to take up with the design studio.
24.11.2025 20:45 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Since we live in a culture that worships merch, I've always wondered why there are no specific lawn decorations for Thanksgiving. Very occasionally a blow up turkey. Nothing else. Until now when I present my new idea for making millions:
24.11.2025 20:11 โ ๐ 170 ๐ 39 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 3This year I shopped early to make sure I got the best ingredients for my traditional American Thanksgiving dinner.
23.11.2025 20:03 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0A really really good piece about AI and the creating of art.
Paul McCartney Invents a New Kind of Protest Song
www.honest-broker.com/p/paul-mccar...
by @merrillmarkoe.bsky.social
1/3โSome of you will no doubt argue that kids these days are more sophisticated in some very big ways.Maybe they are. But are they really? I have no doubt that theyโve probably seen a lot more porn than I ever saw. But there is also a good chance that they still lack..
Weighing in on most recent stupid thoughts made public by Megyn Kelly. merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/weighing-i...
21.11.2025 20:47 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1Wow. For once, he's actually right.
President Donald Trump on Tuesday defended Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman over the killing of Washington Post opinion columnist Jamal Khashoggi, saying โTHINGS HAPPEN.โ
This is amazingly good.
18.11.2025 17:02 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you would like the hear a song that PERFECTLY encapsulates this moment in our country, I insist that you behold "All Hail The Corporation" by Mr. Andy Prieboy. Even tho he wrote it 10 years ago, boy oh boy did he nail it. youtu.be/PdnYv-M8euA?...
18.11.2025 15:46 โ ๐ 21 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Concerned that the alien virus that took over the globe in the new show #PLURIBUS has begun spreading in my area.
17.11.2025 16:50 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Timeline cleanse! (Except for one fairly alarming fact/photo about echidnas, but there are adequate trigger warnings about the photo so you can skip that part if you want)
13.11.2025 21:26 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Seven Surprising Animals that I prefer to EVERYONE in the Trump administration. substack.com/@merrillmark...
13.11.2025 21:20 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Having given this some serious thought, I feel confident about announcing that the most embarrassing word in the English language is Nutmeats.
10.11.2025 19:26 โ ๐ 61 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0New work by Robert Crumb at Zwirner Gallery in L.A. Show is called 'Tales of Paranoia.' And Mr. Crumb is NOT kidding. But boy, that guy can really draw.
08.11.2025 07:00 โ ๐ 37 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0On one of the few bright sides: This is the best Halloween decor in my neighborhood. Apparently the Mom in this house is an incredibly good sport.
24.10.2025 17:40 โ ๐ 37 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think we all know the answer.
23.10.2025 16:13 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0