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The oldest youth in the world. A Paragon of Maturation. Obligatory RT Endorsement boilerplate He/Him Profile pic by @nickeldoodle.bsky.social

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Coachella sucks this year. (It's almost impossible to get seats in the free play area at PAX Unplugged)

22.11.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Local man with a wedding to go in a few hours declares the humble Tide Pen as "the greatest invention of all time." When pressed for comment he added "I don't know, it was clean when I hung it up. Straight out of the laundry.", he added.

21.11.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This AI stuff hits a little differently when they start targeting your job.

21.11.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That movie made me so mad that I started tearing up in my car ranting about how they got away with it.

19.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mother of God. Thank you for letting me know. We should have a screening!

19.11.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ok we have to remove the bazelons from public discourse until we get this figured out

18.11.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As you can see from this chart of a number that means very little on its own vs. one I made up, you can see my personal politics are the only way to save the democratic party

18.11.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red is 100% the default flavor.

But by rights it should be the European Blue bags because they're called "Cool American"

18.11.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely the nadir of American culture

17.11.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone already saw save the green planet!

14.11.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's chuds who scream about the death of masculinity who turn out to have none of the skills we're supposed to have, but all of the ego.

14.11.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Oh come on, you don't know the classic, recently AI-generated club hit "the **** had it coming?""

14.11.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

We all know she was kidding but come on, "it's a song lyric" can't be an actual defense.

14.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have LED lights? They can be pretty sensitive to fluctuations in your system. When the heater on my bidet turns on the lights on that circuit will flicker for a few seconds.

14.11.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

13.11.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 14128    πŸ” 9121    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 871

AMC used to have a hour long block of Stooges shorts hosted by Leslie Nielsen and it RULED

www.reddit.com/r/television...

12.11.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's even that fan theory saying that James Bond is a code name and that every actor is playing a different 007.

It's never fazed anyone before.

12.11.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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After more than 3 YEARS on strike facing relentless union busting, @pghguild.com members at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette have won!

This is a testament to the power that working people have when we stand in solidarity with each other.
aflcio.org/press/releas...

11.11.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I'd be giggling and kicking my feet if I pulled that off.

09.11.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dick Cheney taught a generation it's ok to be weird. And off-putting. And a ghoul obsessed with money and power.

04.11.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the idea that AI prose sounds like that because an early source they used was college papers from turnitin, so that "Desperately trying to sound smarter than I am" motif is just built right in.

03.11.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), πŸ“Έ by @nturchiarophoto

02.11.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6308    πŸ” 1068    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 55

baseball will be central to reestablishing liberal democracy

02.11.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 910    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 14

That home run was the last thing the Blue Jays wanted to see

02.11.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good news: I finally found where I had heard a riff in a different song from.

Bad news: It was from Blue Monday? How did I forget a major part of Blue Monday??

29.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna need more NJ politics/ data nerds to get on here so I can get the good Early Vote/ VBM breakdowns without going on twitter.

28.10.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Word can export to Powerpoint but I can't speak to how well it handles the formatting.

28.10.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A framed copy of a Washington Post article about David Brooks spending $78 on a meal at an airport.

A framed copy of a Washington Post article about David Brooks spending $78 on a meal at an airport.

Never forget David Brooks spending $78 on a meal at an airport.

24.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
23.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CHOTINER: So this movie, you already had it on bluray?
ME: That's correct.
CHOTINER: And you've bought it again.
ME: Not exactly. I bought a 4K bluray of it.
CHOTINER: Superior?
ME: Yes.
CHOTINER: Perceptibly superior?
ME: The resolution is...look, on an OLED-
CHOTINER: Do you have an OLED?

23.10.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1204    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 14

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