Will Hayward

Coachella sucks this year. (It's almost impossible to get seats in the free play area at PAX Unplugged)

Local man with a wedding to go in a few hours declares the humble Tide Pen as "the greatest invention of all time." When pressed for comment he added "I don't know, it was clean when I hung it up. Straight out of the laundry.", he added.

This AI stuff hits a little differently when they start targeting your job.

That movie made me so mad that I started tearing up in my car ranting about how they got away with it.

Mother of God. Thank you for letting me know. We should have a screening!

ok we have to remove the bazelons from public discourse until we get this figured out

As you can see from this chart of a number that means very little on its own vs. one I made up, you can see my personal politics are the only way to save the democratic party

Red is 100% the default flavor.

But by rights it should be the European Blue bags because they're called "Cool American"

Genuinely the nadir of American culture

everyone already saw save the green planet!

It's chuds who scream about the death of masculinity who turn out to have none of the skills we're supposed to have, but all of the ego.

"Oh come on, you don't know the classic, recently AI-generated club hit "the **** had it coming?""

We all know she was kidding but come on, "it's a song lyric" can't be an actual defense.

Do you have LED lights? They can be pretty sensitive to fluctuations in your system. When the heater on my bidet turns on the lights on that circuit will flicker for a few seconds.

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

AMC used to have a hour long block of Stooges shorts hosted by Leslie Nielsen and it RULED

www.reddit.com/r/television...

There's even that fan theory saying that James Bond is a code name and that every actor is playing a different 007.

It's never fazed anyone before.

After more than 3 YEARS on strike facing relentless union busting, @pghguild.com members at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette have won!

This is a testament to the power that working people have when we stand in solidarity with each other.
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Oh I'd be giggling and kicking my feet if I pulled that off.

Dick Cheney taught a generation it's ok to be weird. And off-putting. And a ghoul obsessed with money and power.

I love the idea that AI prose sounds like that because an early source they used was college papers from turnitin, so that "Desperately trying to sound smarter than I am" motif is just built right in.

Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto

baseball will be central to reestablishing liberal democracy

That home run was the last thing the Blue Jays wanted to see

Good news: I finally found where I had heard a riff in a different song from.

Bad news: It was from Blue Monday? How did I forget a major part of Blue Monday??

Gonna need more NJ politics/ data nerds to get on here so I can get the good Early Vote/ VBM breakdowns without going on twitter.

Word can export to Powerpoint but I can't speak to how well it handles the formatting.

A framed copy of a Washington Post article about David Brooks spending $78 on a meal at an airport.

Never forget David Brooks spending $78 on a meal at an airport.

CHOTINER: So this movie, you already had it on bluray?
ME: That's correct.
CHOTINER: And you've bought it again.
ME: Not exactly. I bought a 4K bluray of it.
CHOTINER: Superior?
ME: Yes.
CHOTINER: Perceptibly superior?
ME: The resolution is...look, on an OLED-
CHOTINER: Do you have an OLED?