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(parody) — ✍️ written by kyo, mun 18+

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im gooy

20.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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bluh

19.02.2026 12:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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⠀ ⠀ ⭐️Say 'Hiiii~' to Kirby!💖
( #mvrp #nintendorp #sfwrp #kirbyrp #smashrp )

18.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 5    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

Gooey

18.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a blue object with a red white and blue stripe on it ALT: a blue object with a red white and blue stripe on it
18.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hello, Richard Cricetinae.

18.02.2026 15:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

okay! I like fish more than water anyway

18.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s the osen

18.02.2026 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

he gafe me a lolypop and told me to sta safe. Then dribbled me like bestket boll and dunked me out a windo

18.02.2026 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Osen!

17.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

but his nice

17.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

[ starts throwing up copious amounts of salt water ]

17.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

( #𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐖𝐋 )

[ got his hand on a microphone ] have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to,
you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted to do so much you could

do anything?

17.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"The fuck... Hey! what are yo- AAAA-"

17.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I tire of you.

17.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

i loaf my mum

17.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[ one eye slowly sliding down ] uhhhhhhhhhhh ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Yes

17.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hello, Escargoon.

17.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

17.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

take what back

17.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

helo koby

17.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

[ flying straight up into the sky never to be seen again ]

17.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 …

17.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ur hole life is mediocre but u don’t hear me talkin about that, froity ahhh snael

17.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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look @ my cool bike!!! with fishing action!!!!

17.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 3
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ it’s gooey!
(written by kyo); #mvrp

17.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

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