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@robertdrew82.bsky.social

Millennial Whoop ass (he/him) 🎤 Carly Rae Jepsen is mother. 💪🏼 Fitness. 📰 Politics.

173 Followers  |  210 Following  |  105 Posts  |  Joined: 18.06.2024  |  1.9276

Latest posts by robertdrew82.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Legs for the fegs

27.03.2025 16:40 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought you only listened to Tate McRae now

08.03.2025 19:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It’s hump day, so training the humps.

05.03.2025 16:23 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Body dystopia acting up again

28.02.2025 16:45 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Elisabeth Moss returning to Gilead in Season 6

03.02.2025 16:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He should take the hint that if he can’t talk he should stop speaking

30.01.2025 17:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I got guns, what of it?

30.01.2025 17:36 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🐄

29.01.2025 16:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Has my typing gotten a lot worse or does autocorrect not work anymore

28.01.2025 17:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🔥

27.01.2025 23:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did 20 million people seriously sign up here just to be boring?

30.12.2024 15:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Need a photos filter for what my Other Self would look like if I took The Substance

23.12.2024 20:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let 2025 be the year we expel the word solutionize from the English language

19.12.2024 16:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is Pop Crave on here yet?

16.12.2024 04:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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And this is you when you’re hearing that

11.12.2024 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Meta is down. Down with Meta.

11.12.2024 18:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought it would be your love of 80s music and Angela Lansbury that made you feel ancient

11.12.2024 18:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Time for my top 10 songs list that nobody cares about

11.12.2024 15:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When it’s called a Raw Bar you know the food gonna suck and the drinks are $26 each.

11.12.2024 15:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just bought shape wear from a Gen Z bro influencer because that makes it cool.

10.12.2024 17:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How old are you?

10.12.2024 05:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wish Facebook Marketplace listings had a comment section

08.12.2024 23:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Finally went tanning for the first time in a month

08.12.2024 20:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shared rent

06.12.2024 01:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s when you move in together and open the relationship

05.12.2024 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wonderful Christmastime is possibly my most hated song of all time

05.12.2024 21:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me when people use the phrase chosen family

05.12.2024 16:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Instead of Dry January or Sober October to heal our bodies, maybe we should do a month off social media to heal our minds and just get wasted all the time.

05.12.2024 15:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is a call for Carly Rae Jepsen stans. I need more people reacting to the unsurprising fact that Carly used her entire Artist Clip message on Wrapped to talk about her fiancé.

04.12.2024 15:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not bringing sweetness and positivity anymore I see

04.12.2024 15:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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