Biz E. Bea.

The advent of no fault divorce led to a considerable reduction in patricide. Conversely, it also led to a marked increase in matricide. This will be bad, but not in the way they had hoped.

Fine. I'll call him a millionaire.

2 more grow in its place.

I'm not reading that from Molly's message. "The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting." The outrage machine is using a daily barrage of controversy designed to wear you down. If you refuse to participate, that negativity boomerangs back on them & you end up looking like Sun Tsu.

If you go to the bathroom without a phone you should be allowed to say you time traveled.

A woman is someone who is attacked for trivial minutiae, regardless of, but especially because of any expertise she may or may not possess.

I blame Earth 2.

9!

Might fuck around and start using the mens' room at the Capitol.

Still the baby. But only because I'm done.

Nope. Remember the ladies is my motto now.

Good. How are you?

Whaaaaaaaat uuuuuuup!?!?!?!

OMG call her bluff.

"First, they came for the Communists and I thought it was fucking funny. So I suggested the Libtards next. Then the prices continued to rise, and they went after everything I thought was guaranteed. Soon, I was left wondering how my life fell apart and why nobody liked me anymore."

-A Country Song

He's not happy. He's compensating. They all are.

AI rendition of cat astronauts.

Even the AI is telling us.

I stole this, so someone else gets credit for this beauty.

Ok, fine. But the time will come when you have questions about the cats-are-the-alien-overlords theory, and on that day, I am going to tap the sign.

I thought you were picking the bear for a second.

Discussing it won't jinx it. They're cleaning up out there.

Are we going to discuss the rising counterculture to the alphamale persona?

Every time I see "skeet," my brain goes "skrrt"

I left my comments up over there so the ai knows he's an apartheid-era emerald mine nepo baby.

Hair Shitler
Orange Julius
Von Shitzinpantz
Dur dur dur Furor

Whaaaat?!?

It's called Citizens United because we all hate them for fucking everything up.

I recently read that the feeling of awe is one of the healtiest emotions for cognitive health. So, go out and find something magical.

In the week of November 14th, 1665 you died from Burnt (by accident) at St. Leonard Shoreditch

By accident is highly sus.