Roko’s Modern Basilisk

Geez I almost had the wrong model but it was too tall looking

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Up all night Gran Tourismo sessions… ahh youth

I have already coded a Death Bot that will troll my friends relentlessly online in the event of my passing. It includes thousands of lines of bespoke wisdom, snark, and hilarity, handcrafted by a human mind. You do not need AI to become a digital ghoul.

This was my first thought exactly

What do you want them to do specifically? Have a booth or something?

No matter how I die, please do not make a chatbot out of my face and voice for “news” broadcasters to exploit. Thank you. Also don’t make it for my parents if they somehow outlive me, just let me die.

Oh dang

Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed.

Getting big money out of politics. 

Strengthening unions and fighting for higher wages.

Medicare for all, paid family leave, universal childcare...

This is the progressive populist agenda we need in America.

Huh even has the ring

Oh god I could watch bad Rube Goldberg all day this is hilarious

This is reprehensible

If you're going to send me something written by an LLM then save us all time and resources and just send me your prompt instead. I'll value a text that says "Heartfelt condolence message with reference to a list of events" more, because this way I at least actually know what you were thinking

Every day the news is like “the US government announces that meat can be sold without saying what animal it is & they are also mandating a return to mercury thermometers,” followed by “RFK Jr. has removed the coloring from Twizzlers in a major win for everyday Americans & their health & pocketbooks”

We’re all our own stories and triumphs and tragedies

That is a spectacular headline. I hope they pass the tax, inequality is poison to a free society

🤖“What was in those brownies man”

Aren’t you the guy that taught everyone how easy it was to edit the source of a web page in a screenshot?

“But there are good use cases for Ai”

Yeah uh huh there are good use cases for asbestos and methyl mercury but few of them are worth the downsides!

As society gets more connected and “free” and antisocial behaviors become understood and accepted, it also becomes *way* more annoying in general.
#bulliesrights #moreswirliesforstevenmiller

It has been the honor of my life to serve as Commissioner of BLS alongside the many dedicated civil servants tasked with measuring a vast and dynamic economy. It is vital and important work and I thank them for their service to this nation.

That grimace shake TikTok meme generated some amazing content then just vanished. Now we know why

lol

Dude reviewbrah is awesome and no one can tell me different

Scientists going to need help drafting grant proposals from a TikTok teen to get through automated censorship

“Chatgpt make this sound like it came from an illiterate zoomer”

Sending my cringe skeets into the world like little butterflies of pain

Gonna add a signature to all my emails “Consider the Environment, do you really need Ai to summarize this email?”

THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

there are over 8 million people in this city and the fact that bananas shit doesn’t happen more often is a testament not to cops or politicians but to the fact that people aren’t as violent or scary as some would like us to think

If Epstein turns out to be Trumps watergate I will flip my shit