Will Boyce

I wish I could stand him, but he called me a cunt on Twitter to all his followers once and I’m too petty to let it go.

Those were the days though! Proper Twitter; celebrities and their ilk running their own accounts with not a care in the world.

It’s a hard life, but someone has to do it! And yeah, good idea, I suppose I can take the wife with me!! 😂

I think I have a good idea for where I’d start! Little Italian deli/wine bar tucked down a Lytham back street. I guess this is my excuse to go eat and drink there a few more times!

So I’ve finished getting married now and would potentially have time to have a go at this… are there any requirements or rules I should be aware of?

So many fond memories of my modded Xbox. Ordered an Xecuter3(?) chip and soldered it myself, the ability to rip games to the (upgraded, obviously… I want to say a whopping 80GB) internal hard drive was something else. I often wish I’d kept that console, if just to play Fable again!

What is your favourite food to eat whilst hiding from a cybersecurity incident in a cave?

What incident are you hiding from?

Which cave are you hiding in?

A three-panel composite from the movie HACKERS, the coolest movie. Dade Murphy: I got a record! I was 'Zero Cool'! Paul Cook: Zero Cool? Crashed fifteen hundred and seven computers in one day? Biggest crash in history, front page New York Times August 10th, 1988.

Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate.

I… hmm, intriguing prospect!

I’ll happily return and give it another go, but when it first opened I had a terrible burrito there. Can offer some recommendations if Graham wants to cover some more Lytham eateries though!

The food is *awful*!

It’s a beauty, but it has no right being as smooth as it is at 57.7%!

Sláinte!

I only have pre-cook/drink photos but yes, this is what weekends are made for! I think I will have a wee dram after this bottle of wine, you have inspired me.

Black Flag was such a good game, definitely my favourite of the series. I actually completed it again on my Steam Deck recently.

Touché!

Is it not a banjo only if it contains a fried egg? The reason being of course that you look like you’re playing a banjo when you inevitably get yolk down yourself and try to rub it off in a panic. Egg banjos I’ve heard of, but never bacon!

Don’t quite know why I decided to drink a bottle of wine then watch “The Descent” followed by “Autopsy of Jane Doe” tonight but… don’t think I’ll be sleeping now.

Molto* 🙄 and excuse the tense on “provi”, my Italian is weak. Not a great advert for Busuu hah, but I’ve learned most of mine from hanging around Italian friends (so I can swear like a sailor, but my day-to-day is poor).

Motto bene! Provi Busuu? Mi piace di più.