will never not be funny that one of xenosaga 3’s trailers spoils a major twist for no reason

i have 11, with 2 duplicates. this means my ratio of unique tapes to the total is 9/11. phil vischer what are you trying to tell me

you wouldn’t believe how many veggietales tapes i have lying around, it’s a decadence that boggles the mind and soul

maybe it’s a blessing in disguise that xenogears and xenosaga will probably never receive ports or remasters. at least they’ll never have boring unreal engine 5 remakes with raytracing

i’m sick and barely slept last night expect a calibre of posts previously unknown to man

i am making massive innovations in the field of dogshit posts

YouTube video by Fading Club Psychopomp 2 - Official Reveal Trailer

saw reze movie in theatres, saw the notification for this after leaving, wonderful day

going to a random funeral i wasn’t invited to and airdropping this to everyone during the eulogies

xenogears has it’s faults but they cooked pretty hard with “mc’s mech changes color when his alter takes over because it’s drawing so much power from the generator that it’s on the verge of melting”

if we lived in a just world they would remake top banana for the amiga with ray-tracing and new mechanics that keep it feeling fresh for a new generation of gamers while remaining true to the ideals of the original

all i did for round 2 was rotate Him and rename Him southernlion

you have to watch slop youtube recaps now. it’s the only way

the only reason i remembered this character existed was cause i saw a clip of bts footage of cameron monaghan doing the choreography and was like. wait when did he show up

just remembered the main villain kills off ares's friend near the beginning of tron ares and they act like it's a big deal and then it's never brought up for the rest of the movie not even at the end when he kills his other friend and they delete dellinger's grid

here’s our really important emotional beat where kos-mos finally fully awakens. you know what this needs.

on one hand, the boob cannon from xenosaga is an incredibly blatant example of oversexualization/objectification of a female character, and it speaks to some worrying trends in the series as a whole.

on the other hand, it’s the funniest shit ever, so it’s impossible to say whether it’s good or bad.

alternate version of tron ares where there was a bunch of shit from the late 2000’s: i love tiktok by kesha

do you think the reason ares knows about depeche mode is is because their entire discography was also on encom's company server

yeah but general audiences don’t really care. like the average member of the target audience is not pogging when bit shows up, and most of the people who do care about classic prolly don’t care about having 1 billion references to it

i’m just glad he didn’t hit that baby i got scared 😨

YouTube video by samquik Jerma Laughing at Vehicle Accidents SUPERCUT

guys look someone already uploaded tron ares to youtube 🤯
youtu.be/1MtKzZ8PzH8?...

the reason they won’t up about how the permanence code is actually the impermanence code is because it’s a meta-narrative about how much time you’re wasting by watching tron ares

this is how megalopolis can still win(be commercially viable)

people aren’t even making jokes about ares making 1 morbillion dollars that’s how joever it is

making tron a long-running franchise didnt work when it was legacy why would it work with fucking jared leto as the protagonist

don’t feel like copy pasting all these so here’s screenshots

tron ares in 3d was scary i almost thought jared leto was real

*marketing executive voice* has anyone considered doing barbenheimer BUT☝️ worse this time

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