teddyras from the computer

it's also a bad smokescreen cause they're like "oh we just used it for this one thing" and if you play the game, nah, they used it for other shit, but thought it was good enough that you wouldn't notice. even games without the ai disclosure, if you see it, it's not just 1 thing.

smug plankton scum like you dont have the right to give me lectures!

they added a dlc character to nightreign whose specialty is hammers and now I have to think about this reoccurring post every time I play her

cat: Meow!

I appreciate good character writing in video games

nobody would have talked about this weird game at all if it wasn't banned. this would have been another dumb steam game along side all the actual porn and garbage on steam. it's pretty bad, just like goofy shock content, but like I can't recommend against it, like, its 5 bucks, what do you expect

the game was also as close to porn as it could be, like you get blown by one of the horses and they dolly zoom on your face and do a bunch of goofy camera shit & sound effects. you see them humping, the thing is super fetishy with chastity belts and riding crops. I get why it was banned, but like...

the game was also like, really funny at times, like the whole thing is a silent film with dialogue cards popping up all the time, there's closeups of your character eating really quick & silly often, riding the horses looks really stupid.

also not really a horror game, more of like someone going, hey, look at this, pretty fucked up eh? yeah, pretty fucked up turning a human into a brainwashed horse slave by injecting them with horse cum (and blood and piss), but like, nothing is scary at all, just weird.

oh yeah, went and played Horses to see what the fuss is about: yeah this would have flown under the radar with like 50-100 reviews (if even) and a 78% positive rating. at worst it would have been some diet andy and ley ley shit. didn't really need to get banned, but it is super weird schlock.

oh it's ok, they took a chunk out of the ceiling, I dont need to watch my head 👍

I mean it's still on itch if you wanna drop the equivalent of 5 american dollars on it and find out.

it just seems to me that since steam banned it, it looks bad for other storefronts to still be selling it and they're only now pulling it to not get singled out by randos online about it

also DDL was super fuckin hammy in this one. like I watched it years after all the hype died down and every time he said anything it just took me out of suspension of disbelief, especially cause he sometimes says absurd shit like I'll drink your milkshake and slurp it all up or whatever

top emotes of the year. the jordan emote at the top is normal, but the other one on the right is a shitting toothpaste

jordan has pretty good emotes 👍

hamburger patty with gravy

web puppy

spiders? nah those are

the short games seem like some of the hardest. it's how long will shasta want to solve sudokus before he decides: yeah, that's the game, you can just do that a billion times if you want. or like, how long does it take to beat 12 family feud games. 60 tornado levels, 5 minutes each is my guess

ok there's some tricky ones in there where including the longplay and how long to beat times is like a trick.

I had to look up an old review of one of the games and youtube footage of individual levels to guess how long it'd take you to beat 60 ripoff katamari levels.

brian track & field training arc, let's go

1 firm handshake and the details on how to find my buried treasure

270 ps2 games -> 18 or so hidden gems/janky games that interest me. we finished the freakin wheel after months. so many racing games with really sick intro cutscenes and the most boring game behind it. surprisingly high amount of games with a person on it nobody's ever heard of. so much mid. was fun

change the parody account name to beefmyrlinn

are july and august both snoopy?

I dont read the thing, but they turned WHAT into a sword?

bigass soup pot form the obscure ps2 rpg tsuganai atonement (it's peak)

a big soup like this would fix me

eat it, yummy dollar

on today's spooky sunday 👻 a freakin horror anthology (a sequel even) 📼 clapping my hands way too many times 👏 getting sold things by the spooky salesman 💼 and maybe finally playing backlog horror games lol

twitch.tv/teddyras <--

dude, that's elvis' tomb

yeah, one day this guy is gonna go past the wall so fast, the speedrun gives you back time, confusing all your viewers

the wizard of friendship is here. he's blessing a stream program🧙‍♂️