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Twitter warned me that someone tried to break into one of my accounts so I got on there to lock it up and deactivate it.

Turns out that 2-factor SMS authentication is only for 'premium users' lmao never seen anyone monetize this basic security feature in my life. That hellsite is beyond useless.

It's an egg

MrDangles16 describes their dislike of the water temple, and upon further inquiry, unhappiness with life in general.

Ole classic

A weary knight slouched on a rock next to a skeleton. The caption reads: me and the one guy on Reddit that had the same problem as me 10 years ago.

"edit: never mind, i figured it out"

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Smight - Twitch Broadcasts every night at 8pm Eastern (except Tues/Thurs)!! I host a trivia & challenges gameshow every Sunday called Arcade Pit; it's on its 10th year now, and has been featured on GDQ & GiantBomb. T...

Back to a variety of the many cool indie games I've been flooded with and try to make time for every wednesday. Come check them out with me!

At midnight eastern time, gonna Paddle the rivers with @wobblypython.bsky.social

twitch.tv/Smight

Yes and it'll do a worse job but at least it's somethin.

You can do a workaround to, temporarily, use the good version.

Alternatively, could just use a browser that hasn't lost the plot. That's my plan.

Forget the argument of adblockers ethics; as long as ads like this are permitted to exist, adblockers remain one of the best antivirus measures you can take. This is a tombstone for Chrome, imo

Google Chrome disabled ublock today.

I found out because I had left a page open on fandom, and it proceeded to serve me an ad which auto-redirected to a absolutely infested viral site with a gibberish URL, 6 popups & a free 'McAfee scan'

thanks

Also, hey fandom maybe you should check ya ads lmao

Car dealer: What's your budget?

🫩: I stack dominos for the Internet and they fall over every time a new subscription comes in

Car dealer: Ah, right this way sir!

Snails have many small teeth on their tongues, sometimes numbering up to 27000

Pay Roland Boshnack using PayPal.Me Go to paypal.me/RolandBoshnack and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

I have to keep banging this drum, because I'm so close to getting back on my feet. I'm starting a new job this week, but I *have* to get my rent paid on Tuesday or I could be evicted. I'm at $45/$1000 for what I need. Please help and/or share!

paypal.me/RolandBoshnack
Venmo: @Roland-Boshnack

Obviously automated email pretending to know who I am posted over top of the terminator looking for a human.

<Email alert>

lavos, the main antagonist from the 1995 rpg chrono trigger

Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

An Onion front page with the headline: Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice Who will stand up for our democracy? This question, fraught in even the most peaceful times, has only grown more pressing as our country approaches its 250th anniversary. Each passing day brings growing assaults on essential liberties like freedom of speech and due process. Meanwhile, our delicately assembled legal system faces a constant barrage of threats. Even as this issue reaches publication, the U.S. military has been deployed against peaceful protesters. We teeter on the brink of collapse into an authoritarian state. That is why, today, The Onion calls upon our lawmakers to sit back and do absolutely nothing. Members of Congress, now more than ever, our nation desperately needs your cowardice. Our republic is a birthright, an exceedingly rare treasure passed down from generation to generation of Americans. It was gained through hard years of bloody resistance and can too easily be lost. Our Founding Fathers, in their abundant wisdom, understood that all it would take was men and women of little courage sitting in the corridors of power and taking zero action as this precious inheritance was stripped away—and that is where we have finally arrived. Now is not the time for bravery or valor! This is the time for protecting your own hide and lining your pocket. Now is not the time for listening to your idiotic constituents drone on about what’s happening to their precious democracy. This is the time for getting down on all fours and grov- eling. Now is not the time to say, “Enough is enough,” and have the tough conversations about resisting the ongoing assaults on American liberty. This is the time to let the wave of apathy and indifference roll over you as you think about getting a really nice renovation to your house in Kalorama. But what can I, one coward, do alone? you might ask.

Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.

That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:

Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

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This concept was so bizarre to me, someone who worked professionally with creative QR code functions 20 years ago, that an old fella came over to show me wtf was even going on

QR code scanner for your receipt at the self-serve Coca-Cola dispenser to activate drinks and limit refills - 2025 is just the 90s but slightly worse in every way

Real small boulder energy coming from this beauty and the beast bio

Portait of a woman covered in sludge. Only her arms are uncovered. But within the sludge, her face and body are partially visible, revealing a floral pattern on her face and body, pink and white flowers on blue background. This is a repaint of an illustration I did a decade ago. In the original there in equal sign superimposed at the bottom of the canvas. The equal sign is still there, but it is empty now.

A world without Trans people has never existed, and it never will. More than visibility, we need safety 🏳️‍⚧️

The ultimate barrier

[Crash Bandicoot]

#strugglesofgame

Cis Americans, if you do one single thing today please let it be to contact your representative. You have no idea how many US trans people I follow who are freaked the fuck out

And for everyone else, if America does it, your country will use America as an example of how they can do it too. Speak up

At its peak (long passed), twitter still didn't have this feature. To show twitter followers I'm starting my daily livestream, I would have to either use a macro to change my twitter handle or make a daily tweet on it.

Here comes Diddy Kong!!...

[Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest]

#strugglesofgame

hello ladies may i offer you one oversized, transparent rainbow umbrella for ☂️$18.99☂️

A week after I have at least some 20-30 players on board. In the meantime im in marketing mode

Quibble Race 2025 - Challonge Explore this tournament hosted by SmightLP

Going to host a Quibble Race tourney - Let's see how it goes!
Sign-ups are open. (You don't need to own the game to play.)

challonge.com/quibblerace

You deserved insults and being ignored around the third time you strawmanned my argument, but yeah you don't care about consent and I do. Cool. That says enough to me, catch this block.

Come back when you can explain why AI can't simply ask artists for consent to poll them without some mealy-mouthed answer

Lmao if consent were approved this wouldn't be an issue. They are taking content from people who don't have official copyright. that is LITERALLY THE ENTIRE ISSUE. Are you using AI to generate bad-faith arguments lmaoooo no wonder OP blocked your dumbass.