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Come on. Dr. Evil wasn’t that evil

A humorous image depicting two individuals dressed in matching grey outfits, styled to resemble characters from the movie "Austin Powers." The larger individual, standing behind, is holding a finger to their lips in a "shushing" gesture, while the smaller individual, strapped to the larger one's chest with a harness, has a displeased expression. The background is a plain dark teal color.

Great. Now I need to inject bleach into my eyes.

Amazing that without even mentioning a name, EVERYONE knows exactly who it's referencing.

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What could go wrong?

He did it because those tux-wearing bastards never once said "thank you."

Colorado Governor Trolls Trump's Portrait Meltdown With 'South Park'-Inspired Portrait Of His Own Troll level: master.

I love to see this level of trolling.

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Those poor penguins

Trump voters feeling bitter
‘Cause the market’s in the shitter.

See? I’m a poet and don’t know it.
Although my feet show it.
They’re *longfellows.*
Just trying to keep folks amused while their 401Ks go down the drain.
Trump is like honeybadger: He don’t give a shit.

Republicans have made it official: They want to give more than $2 trillion in tax breaks to billionaires, and pay for it by taking health care and food away from Americans.
 
That’s wrong — and Democrats are working to stop them.
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The first post is from a user named Tim Walz (@Tim_Walz ), posted 1 hour ago, stating: "Elon, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll stop making fun of your stock when you take your hands off social security." The second post is from a user named Acyn (@Acyn ), posted 2 days ago, quoting Elon Musk: "Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?" Below the posts, there is a Fox News broadcast graphic with the headline: "'WHAT A JERK' MINNESOTA GOVERNOR TAKES AIM AT TESLA STOCK PRICE" and a subheading: "DEPARTMENT OF GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY." The time displayed on the broadcast is 3:35 PT, and it is labeled as an "EXCLUSIVE" and "SPECIAL REPORT" on Fox Nation.

Get him, Governor.

JD Vance with everyone who likes him.

Actually, quite flattering.

It fits him

me waiting for the “but her emails” crowd to find their tongues

Can somebody please tell the orange felon this please

A screenshot of a post on X by Junius (@piebyfour ), showing a reply by Elon Musk (@elonmusk ) to @elonmusk and @AntVenom : "Marx was a capitalist. He even wrote a book about it." Below, a post by Synexdoche (@amor_fatti , 15h ago) reads: "What are signs that a person genuinely is unintelligent?" Musk's account has a blue checkmark. Junius's profile picture features a stylized black-and-white illustration of a person, and Synexdoche's profile picture shows a dark circular image with a light streak.

😳

Our Social Security and schools are in good hands!

Yeah, he also said he would build the wall and would have an infrastructure week and release his taxes and…

Social Security Says DOGE Ruling Could Force Agency to Shut Down The Trump administration is threatening to all but shut down the Social Security Administration in response to a judge’s ruling blocking activities by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency — an action that could delay payments to millions of beneficiaries caught in the middle of the legal battle.

The Trump regime is threatening to shut down the Social Security Administration in response to a court ruling blocking DOGE from further infiltrating the agency.

If your Social Security check is late or doesn't arrive at all, remember who is to blame.

Sigh. This is the worst timeline.

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

The world hates Donold and Elon. Imagine being so despicable you piss off an entire planet. That used to only happen on Star Trek.

If Republicans cut $880 billion from Medicaid:

- Millions of children will lose their health care.

- Funding for community health centers will dry up.

- Your mom and dad may not be able to get the nursing home care they need.

That's what happens when Musk runs the government.