Lexie In The Kitchen

(we were boiling it out. not oil)

cursed photo of the week

chef usually keeps me off dining cause i’m not very “personable” (aka resting bitch face) but he said he wants to see if i’ve improved so i’ll keep yall updated

the high you get after rocking a busy ass kitchen shift

anybody else open up any sort of news sites or places with world news etc, browse for 5 minutes, then close it and say “what the fucking fuck” or is it just me

closing last night (get ready for this shit)

-dipped thumb in hot oil
-pan of portion cups fell off the microwave all over the floor
-turned off the wrong breaker and couldn’t clock out

very fun!!

we are so back baby

when the kitchen says they are buried in tickets, this is an accurate representation

“Hey dude, you can’t park there”

Getting a week break from work 😎 going snowmobiling in Maine

eh who cares i got monster energy

Damn is this what burnout is?

I stand with the trans community. Pass it along.

somehow my mother is oblivious to why we have a strained relationship.

The grind don’t stop

and shocker: they decided to postpone

>Volunteer culinary expertise for a Pancake Breakfast
> I organized it last year
> I made an entire spreadsheet of all the items needed
> “fundraising committee” organizing it this year
>I emailed them the spreadsheet
> they are panicking 4 days before the event about not having a plan
> WTF

Debating the benefits of Estrogen Brownies. they’re like weed brownies, but a fun (and tasty) way to remember my estrogen

One of our seniors was suspended for a day bc he did smth stupid, so we all gathered and Chef Blair took a photo of all of us with our arms crossed shooting him an evil eye, because he had left us with 3 seniors in the kitchen that day

Having a snow day is wild cause im sitting playing minecraft but all i can think of is all the soups and sauces ill need to heat up tomorrow lmao

“i will lick my knife, it’s a sign of respect to the chef” -Chef A

“If you need help, work faster” -Chef H

My terrible frosting job is the reason i chose to focus on cook side lol

throwback to the trans cake from pride month my sophomore year

Me, talking to a lobster: “yeah i drew you this nice hot bath, take a dip!”
Lobster: “oka- hey wait a minute!”

The culmination of said stirred up shit

‘Bout to stir up some shit

Misgendering someone because you disagree with them is pathetic and if you do it you should probably stop being such a piece of shit. This has been a PSA.

damn guys, they got me with the hormone ban. i was secretly dosing your food with estrogen, sorry 😞

“For those of you who can’t handle chocolate at 7:30 in the morning, screw you.” -Chef A