I'm late to this, I know, but you don't need to have a deep fake AI video to watch a president being arrested.

So we stopped Iran's nucraar enrusnemt faclarrty? Can the president of the United States not even afford a brain scan these days?

All new York Times recipes should read... takes 20 minutes ( if you have a staff of 3 chefs an 5 prep cooks in your kitchen.)

Make sure everyone see this—share it everywhere.

I had a neighbor who had goats. I made a shit load of goat cheese. It did not help the current socio-political climate. But it was nice on sea salt crackers, or drizzled with honey.

Another one of my musical heroes bites the dust. If you need me, I'll be in my room.

It's funny because he pretended to read a book.

As a man rapidly approaching my 60's, I'd like to say I'm sick and tired of reading about "fossils that are rewriting history." Leave my history alone. Let me die believing that everything I learned in college getting an anthropology degree wasn't total bullshit.

I wish American business leaders were as wise as China’s foreign ministry.

Thank you Greyhound!

I think the most awkward job in the world right now is the techie who is scrubbing the Pope's Google history. You know he didn't know what incognito mode was.

Apparently after meeting Vance, the Pope just said,"Aww,fuck this shit ."

How embarrassing would it be to go to prison,and when asked,"What are you in for?" You had to respond,"Ants in the pants."

I was wondering about that. Time to start training all the Americans who are losing their jobs from the tarrifs to start making microchips out of spam and wonder bread.

My money is on The Butthole Surfers.

I wonder if trump thinks he can just declare the US is bankrupt and move on,like he did with all of his other businesses.

I think this will go down in history as the most pathetic presidential photo in history.

It took geologists to figure out trump has advanced syphilis? Hmmm.

The answer to every crime is going to be pulling off a trump mask to reveal trump,with the gang saying, "It was old man trump all along!"

Went to the dentist yesterday, so tonight I'm brushing my teeth with that ,"Oh,yeah, I'm gonna do this every day, three times a day," attitude.
Tomorrow I'll swish a little toothpaste around in my mouth, and hope that the lady at the checkout counter doesn't notice my beer breath.

We're talking statutory, not biblical right? Because y'all have some serious problems with the second one.

I could really use an upbeat 80's musical montage that shows me getting all the shit I was supposed to do for the last three days finished in,like,5 minutes.

Apparently not.

French Lawmaker Suggests The U.S. Return The Statue Of Liberty In Fiery Takedown Of Trump Can't say I blame him.

Can you blame him?

I watched the Tom Cruise version of "The Mummy" last night. Apparently, it killed the entire "Dark World," franchise before it even made it out of the blocks. THANK YOU!!!!

If they just wait til they're 50, the giant,rogue grey ebrows will take care of that without primping like a teenaged girl.

Getting old observation:
Have you ever noticed a strange smell, looked around a bit,and realised it's just your own face?

Apparently, the Voice of America is being replaced by The Voice of South Africa.

I posted a very similar post to fb a couple years ago. Then I actually started doing the Wordle. Perhaps I could send you some literature on the Wordle? Or maybe you'd like to come to one of our meetings? There's donuts.