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Very Caerphilly

*clears throat, leans into mic* “How do they count the votes?”

If we can’t hang this like an anvil round his fucking neck what are we even doing here

Condition of my vote in the 28 Dem Primary: promise to fully restore White House & Rose Garden, paid for by seizure of Trump Org assets

I can believe this; it’s amazing how much you can wreck yourself in 4 seconds on the right exercise (airbike; sled pull)

Its the clearest metaphor we have.

You have to remember that the black guy was president

It’s a heck of a coincidence, what are the odds?

Meanwhile we’re cancelling visas of people who made less edgy, less offensive comments in the wake of the Kirk assassination

Ha mine was pretty much identical, curse of hard mode

It’s not my district, but I will gladly get on the subway and come volunteer

Still from The Warriors, showing Cyrus’s speech, caption “Can you dig it”

Rod Stewart? But I think that’s apocryphal and he was in fact a gravedigger

In early 2029, sure. Before then, no what the fuck are you talking about?

At least he understands what asylum is, unlike the boss

Name checks out

Shame the old Art of the Deal guy couldn’t get a deal done I guess

It does flagrantly, and dem leaders need to start promising legal consequences to the regime middle managers executing this nonsense

October jobs figure to include additional firings from BLS

Can we start framing this as Donald Trump bankrupted the government, like he did everything else

Sink the Bismarck

In these circumstances, do you get to keep your morals?

Weird how the commander in chief gets a pass from the compulsory Crossfit

I’d love to see someone tell Patton he had to drop and give him 20

If the gear hadn't been shit for conventional purposes, they wouldn't have been available for $50 in junk shops in Detroit and Chicago...

I mean it still is a bit vague and mealy mouthed but not awful awful

Looking at the article I see several quotes illustrating some of his more extreme positions, albeit not the worst…. Did they maybe edit it after your complaint?

Which is why we need Dem leadership up to the job of opposing him. Your time’s up Chuckles, resign with dignity now

This was a great interview; whole thing is well worth watching.

"Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture"