Ben

It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Dissociating for mental health improvement? 🫡

Just casually walking through Target, wanting to 💀 — thanks Mother’s Day cards.

Like, when does this get actually interesting? This is boring af. Two cops having drama, a child with a dumb name. And some gore. Boring.

Attempting to watch the Walking Dead (I give up during the first episode usually). Am on Ep3 — not only do I have to cheer on a cop, that cop named his child “Carl?!” Bet he beats his wife too. What a prick.

Cheat on your exams! Yay!

The “ideas” are anything that’s against Israel.

Is he watching the church burn down? That’s a really orange sky

Photos that remind me of Sam (husband). Raven, his favourite beach, marigolds, Frodo, crunchy leaves, pottery wheel, more marigolds, LIT, sushis.

Sam, a compilation of little things.

Note to self: if it’s been over a year since the last time you had a spicy curry, your tolerance will be shot. Be careful.

These fucking animals are going to give me a stroke.

Also the concept of assassins (founded approx. 1090 CE Persia) in Ptolemaic Egypt (49 to 38 BCE) should be a dead giveaway.

🔥 “Without a level playing field — without Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion — Meritocracy fails spectacularly… it’s ok to at any point stop and admit you didn’t think this all the way through.”

cc: Rep. Aron Maberry (who is carrying yet another an anti-DEI bill)

Look, everyone, it’s been more than fifty years since Warergate. Attaching -gate to every scandal or potential scandal is just cringe.

Let’s call it: Signal Dome.

I think I may officially delete x or at least all my tweets.

A trio of fuzzy purple false turkey tail mushrooms grow off the side of a mossy log. All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

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#BizVsDP

A predator snacking on her prey

Sam made me a liquid iv and im crying on my deathbed bc hes so nice i married the sweetest man of all time

Love how they only give a fuck when it’s in California or New York. Screw Southerners and Midwesterners.

Just love how he used to shit on millionaires, but when he became one the only problem was suddenly billionaires. Makes ya think.

Vibing to Enya, committing violence on Fallout. Good afternoon.

Dude’s been out there for about an hour with no play from the 13+ peahens in my yard, so he’s apparently wooing my metal hummingbird sculpture. Persistent.
#birds #peacock

Olly Alexander stop being a piece of shit challenge (impossible)

Americans saying “well you eat beans on toast” as a comeback to everything as if they don’t guzzle corn syrup in anything and everything they eat and drink on the daily

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

Nah, CEOs can get it.

It’s not a good site/app. But everyone keeps saying it is 🤷🏼‍♂️

He likes being racist in theory, not practice.

REM can’t play the Sphere bc they can’t sing that’s me in the corner. there are none.