One-Eyed Wiley

You're real for this one cedar

Been abusing stimulants, don't even have ADHD maybe, just love stimulants

we don’t need a thought experiment for 200 billionaires on one island, we’ve all read the emails bsky.app/profile/wtaf...

Cigarettes and smoking are so fucking cool, and if the government cared about us at all they'd do a Manhattan Project for The Cigarette That's Good For You.

My body is a machine that turns cringe memories into high functioning alcoholism

I know one thing, this white boy will be squeezing “inshallah” into every conversation at Thanksgiving

My goofy ass accidentally forming a core memory during my formative years getting my shit rocked by lava

when you masturbate you’re participating in an unbroken chain stretching back hundreds of thousands of years to the very first humans who stood in awe under the vast mystery of an unpolluted sky and retreated to their caves and hollows to yank pud to horny cave paintings. every stroke a holy mystery

Really the key is every time I meet some new person I gotta let em know how insanely autistic I am

a person walking in a hallway. we only see their hands. left hand is holding a personal massager. right hand is holding a gun. there’s a hud from the game doom edited over the photo

im not a cuck, im outsourcing my wife's orgasms

Vegetable, essential part of breakfast

make dumb stupid home food or get takeout ……………… the world is my oyster…….

Getting high and fortnite dancing correctly

I be eating calorically dense foods as quickly as humanly possible

where my anti-foodies at? people who eat mechanically, feel no connection to food, feel like it’s a chore, wish we could photosynthesize or just take a pill to get all the nutrients we need and call it a day?

Bro you're dumb as hell

Horror game where the only light source is a full pack of American Spirits

thanks really needed this today, my pack was looking a little full

I'm all in on A

Probably hits harder around vegans

The key to a good pasta sauce is getting premade sauce and adding random shit to it as it's simmering

Crypto guys love getting rugpulled, it's the only thing reminding them that they're alive

Some of these places don't have a place I can order inside or anything so I just walk through the drive thru

pacino

selling everything i own to buy a pill that wipes my memories blank, awaking on a mountain with no idea how i got there, unburdened, free, wandering down towards the roads, hitchhiking to the strange coasts, the only thing left in my possession? a print-out of this photo. life can be a dream

Really I'd talk more irl if people were more interested in logistics and supply lines

i’m super into intermittent fasting. although i just call it being poor

sorry I'm the kind of traumatized that makes you weird and annoying instead of funny and cool

It's fuckin rad is what it is