Bryan Cannoy

taking my balls out when i pee

chat is this good

if i mix the two flavors it’s doable

are we sure they didn’t just do that

if you ever wonder why i posted that it’s because i thought it was funny

deserves a hell yeah

they should invent a mood ring but for your personal politics

saw a dude on the corner with a yoyo and got extremely jealous

hey what are some of your favorite gregorian chants

aw thanks!

for real this shit is ass

goteem!

how did i buy a pecan flavored vape yuck

the time has come to elect a new shrek

they’re calling trump and elon the turd reich

what’s up shitter, wiping hard or hardly wiping?

how does the mirror know what i did last summer?

that seems crazy cheap for the area. nice!

cigarette break? that’s a shame

lol. lmao even

cargo space? no i don’t think a car can do that

watching stuff that sucks on the bad streaming service from hell

all day have this nagging feeling that my body is missing something and the answer is water it's always water

just shooped my pants

burning plastic in the house for that welcoming aroma

this email could have been a cigarette break

this is fucking crazy

i’ve replaced my regular vape with my weed vape let’s see how long it takes me to notice

donald trump has signed an executive order that is just a 6 leg parlay

same honestly