Andrew Klema

(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men

Lit Lit 290 - Justin Long and the Hoobostanks Spotify video

Lit Lit is up! This week we discuss Havoc by Christopher Bollen, a run of the mill psychological thriller about people bickering in a hotel during Covid. OR IS IT?!? Tune in for that and all the Hoobastank talk you'll ever need (which, admittedly, is not much). 📚💙

open.spotify.com/episode/33p3...

YouTube video by clipseVEVO Clipse, Pusha T, Malice, Stove God Cooks - F.I.C.O. (Official Music Video)

Art.

https://youtu.be/veSg0RjgbX4?si=eOyO2t_PMnikjd2n

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

These T-Mobile commercials featuring Zoe Saldana feel like they were produced by Cocaine.

lembas bread? that shits bad for you, bro. raw fish liver is what you need

289 Lit Lit - Guttural Tongues Spotify video

The new Lit Lit is up! It's doubly unfortunate that we couldn't release an episode last week because this is a spoooooky episode about The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty. So please do your part to prolong your own personal Halloween and listen! Thanks all. 📚💙

open.spotify.com/episode/3aLV...

I’m sorry but Bimzelex can’t be the name of medicine, try again.

rich people freaking out about zohran are starting to sound more horny than anything else. ohh noooo mister mamdani sir don’t set up a guillotine in my yard 🫣 it would be sooooo awful if you tarred and feathered me for everyone to see 🤤 sir please don’t step on my trachea and call me a filthy pig 🥵🥺

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

He’s generational.

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i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one

Of course not, he’s an upright man of integrity.

I have some bad news on that front.

I know it’s a crowded field but Ackman might be the stupidest man in America.

Recency bias notwithstanding, I feel like Vladito and Yamamoto are two of the most astonishing sustained postseason performances I've ever seen. I'm sure Madison Bumgarner has a case but I don't want care to think about him at this moment. I'd rather think about the cool guys.

A still of Han Solo saying "Boba Fett, where?"

Bo Bichette? Where?

I’m not going to live tweet all of 13th Warrior but let me just say that this is sincerely one of the best action/adventure movies of the 90s. Find enjoy it, love it.

Omar Sherif is in the first fifteen minutes at most of 13th Warrior and somehow he exudes likability, competence, everything you’d want from a diplomat. The rest of the movie is why I love it so much, but it’s an underrated start to what could be much much trickier.

LIT LIT PROGRAMMING NOTE: our apologies but there will not be a new episode out this week as travel has screwed our recording schedule. We should be back to business as usual next week but will let you know if that's not the case. We blame Blood and Ash (and the whiskey needed to get through it).

Can only hear this in @hollyanderson.bsky.social’s voice.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

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BUCKETS KNOWS BALL

Listening to this Mobb Deep and man, P really had one of the best voices ever in hip hop.

288 Little Lit - How well do you know me...? Spotify video

Head into your weekend with a brand new Little Lit! On this episode we are still reeling from our discussion of Blood and Ash (and from the whiskey) so we play The Friendship Game to find out if we still like each other after the torment we put ourselves through. 💙📚

open.spotify.com/episode/5s3g...

And then Chuck’s phone goes off in the middle of the segment. Perfect show, no notes.

I love that if any other live show came back to a bunch of laughter you’d think it was staged and phony as hell, but it’s Inside the NBA and it’s the best.

Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL