Usually Steve

"My Office Stands Ready To Take Any Actions Necessary": California Secretary of State Warns That Sha... Meanwhile Board Supervisor Patrick Jones says he's still searching for a way out of complying with AB 969, a new state law that requires Shasta County to machine, not hand, count the votes for the Nov...

Our ultra-MAGA majority on the county board of supervisors failed to get their hand-picked Trumpling voted into the office that handles all local elections, so they've decided to ensure their preferred candidates "win" all future elections by breaking state law and violating voters' rights.

Getting old enough now that music I grew up listening to plays in the grocery store

"Twitter on the shitter" was bad enough, but "Skeet from the toilet seat" sounds so much worse

NEVAH!

I'm the one who has to clean up, you're just constantly gorgeous.

😏

Credit where credit is due - Miami played one hell of a game today. 70-20 vs Denver is something I'll be laughing about for a while.

Pretty sure that's where the Teletubbies live

Worm that jumps from rats to slugs to human brains has invaded Southeast US Multiple rats in Atlanta test positive for calamitous, rapidly spreading parasite.

Hey guys, I found the recipe for Florida Man

"Ew, libjizz" - Bobo, probably

Scruff

McGruff

Chicago, Illinois

60652

...you're welcome

Lauren Boebert won her last election by fewer than 600 votes. Her vaping incident at Beetlejuice cou... In 2020, Lauren Boebert won her election by more than 26,000 votes. But 2022, she was reelected by fewer than 600 votes.

It's just fucking wild that 'vaping in a theater' could be the issue that really crosses the line for Republican voters

Damn. We lost Gordon Lightfoot earlier this year; now I'm hearing Roger Whittaker has passed away at the age of 89.

The voices of my childhood are going silent.

Spooky season beer: check -- Elysian Night Owl Pumpkin Ale

Spooky season beer: check.

‘That ’70s Show' actor Danny Masterson gets 30 years to life in prison for rapes of 2 women That ’70s Show” star Danny Masterson has been sentenced to 30 years to life in prison for the rapes of two women two decades ago.

Despite years of interference from the Church of Scientology, Scientologist/actor/rapist Danny Masterson has finally been convicted of rape and sentenced to 30 years to life in prison.

Bloody Beer Scary Movie night! Starting spooky season with The Nun.

"We shouldn't enforce our Constitutional mandates because a bunch of Jesus gun people will be angry."

Amazing.

It's because they've been emboldened over the last decade by Confederate politics and de-facto state media.

No more need to blanket their church-sanctioned hatred with the cloak of conservative double-speak, now that Congress is swarming with the same nazis our grandparents fought 80 years ago.

It's been really great seeing all of the fallout from "christian" gamers about the gender and sexuality options in Baldurs Gate 3 and Starfield. I'm just waiting for the inevitable video of some chucklehead purchasing every copy he can his hands on, then running them over with his tiny penis truck.

Excellent shot!

Oh I'll never complain about getting recipes from you

No idea who to credit for this but it's great.

that look when you're three hours into "5 more minutes" until you stop gaming

Hahahaha

Yeah 90 degrees and raining is a trip

So long, Gay Bowser

Whatever attorneys he has left are probably trying valiantly to keep him away from cameras and microphones

I'm so, so sorry. 😞

Wtf is getting work done

Now this is some funny shit. Muskrat is blocking people that complain about block being taken away even his own jabronis. This man is seriously one of the biggest idiots to ever walk the planet.