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You know, I'd try the Last Jedi® fish, if it didn't look like that.

Which is actually very on point

If ICE was a person, the first presidential election it could have voted in was 2024.

In fairness, Gonzales appears to be an idiot and he probably doesn't even know what point he's getting at.

Yeah, what exactly was he getting at here?

Also, he seems really bad at talking points and threw that out there without any ability to provide context if pressed (which he won't be because our media sucks).

What *about* that 5-year-old US citizen? Finish the sentence, Congressman. What does that hypothetical child have to do with Liam Ramos? Spell it out. Don’t just say “but what about our kids” and stop there. Explain your logic.

another year of us not running a super bowl ad

My 11 year old son the other day when he heard us talking about Zuckerberg: "isn't he a robot?"

As a totally anecdotal measure of how normies are fed up: I’m on a peloton Super Bowl ride right now where 80 people are riding with #AbolishICE as their leaderboard tag

If you're a business owner who fires someone you have assigned to an overseas job and you don't buy them a plane ticket home you should actually go to prison

There's nothing wrong with hypocrisy in politics. What's wrong is claiming your hypocrisy is based in principle, not politics.

Big bustling urban areas since the dawn of civilization have had their scary-looking alleys, seedy neighborhoods, random piles of trash, etc.

None of this makes cities unsafe. It makes them normal.

Honestly surprised they didn't start their graph at 80.8

The White House did a dishonest y-axis so I fixed their y-axis for them, you’re welcome White House
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Anyone who blames protesters for ICE violence is an ICE snitch

Regular reminder that some of the worst atrocities in the modern constitutional-state era are based on judges declaring those atrocities to be "legal" with dry sober-sounding reasoning.

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Yes. But before now such assignments were limited to one case or a set of cases that the JAG has specific expertise on, where they take a supporting role (since they have little to no experience in civilian court). Never before have they been used for open-ended assignments like this.

It's kind of amazing how we got to have a do-over, a privilege few other countries sliding into authoritarianism get to have, and made the exact same mistake.

Literally all we had to do was mark the oval next to *both* highly-qualified women instead of him. We failed both times.

They were in the same room together signing a fundraising document in 2013!

Lutnick and Epstein were in business together, Epstein files show Though the commerce secretary has called his interactions with Epstein as "limited," the two were in business together four years after Epstein's 2008 guilty plea.

U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick has said he had "limited interactions" with Jeffrey Epstein, but documents show they were in business together as recently as 2014.

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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

prints in the snow.

Whatever it is I'm not following it...

Where is Jonathan Ross?

A month ago he killed Renee Good. Is he on the streets, armed and ready to take more lives? Is he in a cushy office somewhere, living a good life off the taxpayer dime. Is he at a training facility, teaching feds to step in front of cars, kill, and say they were afraid?

Epstein purchased stock in this company (in a previous round) before Lutnick; there is no way he didn't know he and Epstein were going to be in business together when he purchased stock.

Lutnick and Epstein purchased stock in the same company in the same round on the same day in 2013. The signing was in person.

Last year, Lutnick claimed he cut Epstein off in the 2000s and "I was never in the room with him… for business…. If that guy was there, I wasn't going."

Just depraved evil from the highest to lowest levels of the DHS.

Tear it all down. Salt the earth. Jail everyone.

I mean, maybe!

But I wouldn't bet my life on it.

There are "enhanced" REAL IDs out there which only citizens can apply for and indicate citizenship on the card itself... but which only five states issue.