Rank your kidiots most likely to run for mayor or New York

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There’s no rest when sports are on in our house because when I hear a commentator on tv make a comp I ask “are they the same race?” And Paul is like “*sigh* yes.”

I’m in the worst mood, don’t do this now

I’m actually using my Bluesky for this! Overlap EE and National

Frightened Rabbit - Midnight Organ Fight
Beyoncé - Lemonade
Stars - Set Yourself on Fire
Josh Ritter - Hello Starling
Mountain Goats - Sunset Tree
Interpol - Turn on the Bright Lights
Minus the Bear - Menos El Oso
Bon Iver - For Emma

I said this today to Paul!!

Comin to the group chat.

“I’m going to have Uncle Baumann explain music theory and the dangers of video doorbells to you until you reconsider”

This is a random thing I’m obsessed with and think about constantly how to avoid with my own kids.. and neither of them are even old enough to read.

Co-signed

Rumor has it they made him watch Southern Charm on bravo and emulate a real person from the early seasons (based in Charleston)

Gonna start playing it for Nolan at 5am

Sorry but some 3 year olds are extremely precocious. Mine has a passion for day trading.

I also called Booker to call him a weenie today

I’d leave too and I bet my actual husband was there

10 hour nonstop stream of Baseball Zen, when?

It’s the pinky splint for me

I’m 99% in that Paul dropped something loudly yesterday and I was absolutely shocked.

Godspeed 😵‍💫

My brother played against Tim Howard in high school soccer and Tim was on so many better teams as keeper, he used high school as an opportunity to play midfield and have fun.

I’ve finally taken something too far

“3-year-old” 🥲

Paul just told me about Paul Skenes

I’m still mad about when you pointed out the popularity of my child’s name stems from Glee because I did not watch Glee.

Don’t you know enough about Sayreville to know exactly how that happened? It’s just a nonsensical place.