Edgar Cairo, Illinois

One of the best players of all time, truly amazing how baseball rates him

Bulls last night:

-Played five guards ahead of Jaden Ivey, who got zero minutes
-Played Rob Dillingham under 10 minutes
-Pulled Matas Buzelis with 1:38 left in a one-possession game (he was not playing well tbf)

Complete opposite of what they should be doing.

And they were rarely OBVIOUSLY doomed from opening day or dead by May. You could at least still kind of hope.

Not unlike the white sox when they lost 100 the league changed the rules and they could only draft as high as 10 lol

The Bulls spent so long not tanking that the league is making it illegal before they try.

Who are your five favorite non-superstar 1B from the 1990s

I had no idea the NBA All Star Break already ended or that any games happened.

Pretty funny to defend a monarchy the same day one of the royals gets arrested for not even his most famous and awful crime

No, it was a joke and an insult which was pretty obvious and yet somehow too subtle for you.

Yeah I mean look where our founders came from we never stood a chance

How did that go for him

I don’t know. Doing the bare minimum as self-preservation at the latest possible moment doesn’t impress me.

“Please don’t take my free stuff away.”

Speaking of: how do you keep telling people you need to cut public services while you keep funneling money to this family?

Yeah I mean it’s definitely a step in the right direction. It has been a source of madness that like…nothing was happening.

I get why people are like “see? Other countries are punishing wrongdoers!” But I am pretty sure the English royals are just trying to dump all the attention to Andrew in the hopes of keeping the monarchy from being scrapped.

They got like $600-800 million from the state a few years ago

I am Not Allowed To Talk About It

Prometheus

That’s awesome, R.J.—congratulations!

I just want the White Sox to do better, Mike

“Sir, what sort of Sophie’s choice is this? Do you really ask me to sacrifice clicks merely because they are obtained in a cesspool of child pornography?”

Move the Seahawks to a major metropolis crying out for an NFL team, that’s right — New York City

Quit Playin' Games (with My Heart)

Hitting home runs against the White Sox as a player

Why won’t Ilhan Omar listen to Ross Douthat?!

Everyone is in a bubble except me and the cosseted strange people who agree with me.

Person who is loathed by everyone in this country but four billionaires: "here's what real people think"

The Tigers bragged about how clever they were for being this a few years back

If people have these details to report the league should have the information to stop it.