Kaylie Woomer

Absolutely devestated they gave Paul Hollywood his wish and yassified the bake off tent 😭😭😭

Isn’t that how you pronounce Denise? 😜

Can’t stop pronouncing “Venice” like “Denise” in my head

Oh we love two in the…pun

Fuck that’s so funny

Regina Gorge

now up to £3 in donations!

"Parents rights! You should be able to guide your child's education and limit their exposure to things that offend you!" turns immediately into, "Not your rights, WE decide what all children should read, learn, and be exposed to, and how".

Christofascists gain one inch, they grab for everything.

We don’t talk enough about how the silent generation tortured their children into creating the generation of sociopaths we rightly identify the boomers as.

I got smoke for great grandpa. Why couldn’t you just hug your son so I can have bodily autonomy?

Tbh the only wrapper I care about is the Rivals Rewind I didn’t know I was going to get until it was here

This is what happens when a society makes asking questions a sin. The way people react when I ask the question “why” you’d think it was a slur.

Just found out I accidentally learned all of the choreography to High School Musical’s We’re All in This Together when I was 14

Just saw a man walking down the street in the rain holding a closed umbrella. Feels like a perfect metaphor for…everything

Grand Bazaar is such a good game wtf

Intergalactic Back To The Future Intergalactic Quality GIF Alt: Back To The Future scene where Marty says “I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it”

Steam releasing the Steam Machine in 2015:

YouTube video by TV Über Schoolhouse Rock - "Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla"

Was watching the schoolhouse rock pronoun video and was like “lol this fucker has no idea what an aardvark looks like…wait” 🤡

youtu.be/wtxRXndvruk?...

Arthur really fucked up my perception of what an aardvark would look like

Buffalo sauce is just vinegar dyed red

Mostly boneless wings tbh. Bbq chicken pizza bites. My heart.

I’m brave and correct

That peanut butter and jelly combo jar but it’s barbecue sauce and ranch

Idk why but I get really strong second hand embarrassment when men start waxing poetic about the gold standard.

Like L Frank Baum lost that argument 125 years ago, give it up!

For those that didn’t know, the Trump social media manager revealed himself by telling Paul Tassi what a huge fan he was so Paul decided the trump socials guy must actually be cool and gene chimed in to tell everyone they’re mutuals like that makes him cool and not scum.

And yeah the games journalist who works for Forbes is a pathetically weak willed cowtower to fascism too but he worked for Forbes so we already knew that.

Making me mad cancer lost is a wild accomplishment. Not as wild as choosing 2025 as the year to “but my Trump friends are MY friends so they’re cool” in public.

Every time Gene Park opens his bitch mouth I want to say things that I know would be frowned upon outside of the context he’s a little pussy bitch hanging out with Trumpers “but they’re my moots!” like it’s 2008 and that doesn’t make you a jackass eating at the Nazi table.

Gonna start a Limp bizkit cover band called Limp Bizquik

Prepping @kylegaddo.bsky.social for Shelby Oaks tomorrow and I still can’t decide if I should show him the ReignBot or NightMind ARG summary video 😭😭😭

Tequila Mockingbird

Heists being back is a recession indicator