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glenno t73
@gt73.bsky.social
lvl 52 🇦🇺 chaotic good.
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Joined: 29.08.2023 |
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@gt73.bsky.social
lvl 52 🇦🇺 chaotic good.
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26.10.2025 02:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I prefer a protein shot 🤔
26.10.2025 02:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But does he even carbo load before he fucks you?
26.10.2025 02:09 — 👍 44 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0Deer + bunny + cargo shorts = kangaroo
23.10.2025 12:30 — 👍 34 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 0🙃
16.10.2025 01:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You guys! I told him Lenny Kravitz would be my hall pass as part of an off handed convo. This week he surprised me with Lenny tickets for when I’m in Australia next month. This man!!!!!
16.10.2025 01:03 — 👍 55 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 0Sixteen days, yes please 🫠
13.10.2025 13:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0that low key attracts snakes so …..
13.10.2025 13:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He’s 10,269 miles away for 16 more days
*stomps feet*
Such a ripping yarn 🫠
13.10.2025 13:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On my knees as his warm, salty liquid runs over my lips
Except it’s because I dropped my napkin and put too much butter on my English muffin
ever danced with a kitten under the pale moon light
12.10.2025 02:52 — 👍 139 🔁 33 💬 5 📌 2i can’t wait to taste her pleasure
12.10.2025 06:22 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0i really am a motherfucking starboy i whisper as i exit the self serve checkout without incident
11.10.2025 22:33 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Just you wait x
11.10.2025 09:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called Pumpkin Spicy.
09.10.2025 15:31 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1It’s like my dear Granny always said, circumcise early and often
09.10.2025 20:36 — 👍 31 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0I guess they were right
Supporting trans rights was a direct line to being attracted to inflatable frogs
Pssst, asking for help is sexy AF
10.10.2025 14:03 — 👍 86 🔁 31 💬 1 📌 2Sparkles is a perfect name for a stripper
06.10.2025 12:13 — 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Nothing ruins my Friday more than waking up to discover that it’s still only Thursday.
02.10.2025 12:38 — 👍 122 🔁 43 💬 3 📌 0It’s my party and I’ll fap if I want too ?
03.10.2025 07:00 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0😂
03.10.2025 03:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*Spends the first 7 minutes of my job interview carefully tearing off the perforated edge of my spiral notebook resume*
02.10.2025 11:44 — 👍 324 🔁 60 💬 8 📌 0In the office days are hard
In his pants
office buildings are a good reminder that men’s fashion peaked at Alex P Keaton
01.10.2025 22:55 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0now that I’m divorced i guess the jessica rabbit poster can go back on the wall
01.10.2025 22:15 — 👍 17 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0If you made the choice to marry Stephen
Miller, I have zero faith in your ability to evaluate sexual prowess
