Ready Salted

a dog is laying on a couch in a living room with a picture of a sailboat above it Alt: Santos L Halper the dog is sleeping on a couch in a living room with a picture of a sailboat above it. The Simpsons family rushes in for a couch gag and the dog wakes, startled, and growls at the advancement, deterring the Simpsons from coming closer. They retreat to safety.

New couch day

if dog so worried about being vacuumed up why dog always in front of vacuum

Pie filling

Of Jorts and Men

And if you time it right you get to enjoy soaking in the heat from fresh from the dryer fabrics.

The one where Jonathan Frakes explains to me which parts of my childhood trauma are beyond belief.

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

Anything can be a sheet pan meal if you put what you have on a sheet pan and believe in yourself.

No bees?

I need more details about the stack.

A hummingbird on a small tree branch among some others

Something about hummingbirds, always put a smile on my face when I see 'em :3

WILLOW FOR PRESIDENT

Honestly we should have all known we were in a dangerous global decline as soon as Hollywood struggled to make a new movie about Blade

I had this recently but it was the sweet relief of locating my phone in a frantic pocket pat-down after thinking I put it down somewhere in Ikea.

Me too, man, me too...

I think they call mics 'poddie rods'.

The primal urge to eat cereal before bed

Is that a marble rye I'm seeing? Delish.

I love the staged sweater colourway, and appreciate that this is a great use for AI.

Celebrating it being Friday by buying way too much at the local Cantonese bakery.

Hear me out: Pierogi pizza with mashed potato stuffed crust.

Dominos has mashed potatoes now ⁉️ That’s not true, by the way. I made it up. But think about your reaction… doesn’t it tell you a lot that we live in a society where you would believe this? Speak up. Speak out. Go to a teach in. We can do this thing

A European robin on a branch, looking quizzically at us.

Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #BranchBirds, any bird on a branch, the Alt theme is #Robins, so, of course the obvious - a European robin.

#birds #photography

The only time I let Jesus take the wheel is when I do a hop-on-glide with a full Costco cart.

James Bond walking by a giant gun barrel, crawling inside it, curling up and falling asleep.

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

this is how you de-borb a bird fyi