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@robothero.bsky.social

daddio, food eater, bad joke teller. sicko & lover of philly sports, souls games, final fantasies. recovering twitter enthusiast (same name over there). profile pic by @digrupert

515 Followers  |  545 Following  |  509 Posts  |  Joined: 30.08.2023  |  2.1112

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a man wearing headphones singing into a microphone with the words he 's not wrong below him ALT: a man wearing headphones singing into a microphone with the words he 's not wrong below him
08.10.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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go phils

04.10.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
surprise motherfucker

surprise motherfucker

Philly fans seeing Josh Harris in the Epstein files

26.09.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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"right now"

12.09.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jalen Carter watching a movie in the locker room seeing his teammates walking in….

05.09.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

Imagine working your entire life as an audio engineer, getting an NFL gig, putting years in so you can finally be on the field for game day and get trucked by Jalen Hurts

05.09.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a reminder that none of the Eagles success for the past few years would have been possible without Carson Wentz.

04.09.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Proof of life ass press conference

02.09.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah

02.09.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Phillies are cursed.

23.08.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arsenal stay healthy challenge (impossible)

23.08.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so its his fault I felt the need to wear a hoodie today

22.08.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

21.08.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go birds

16.08.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Philadelphia Eagles have announced they will be having open tryouts for Cornerback this Tuesday at Lincoln Financial Field.

If you own an Eagles jersey you are already qualified to participate.

Gates open at 9AM.

16.08.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we need to protect the Amoroso website at all costs

14.08.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we did it we won 26 Trump voters and it only cost 4 million of our base

14.08.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bad phillies

13.08.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You could probably sneak this on your resume or during small talk at a party and no one would question it

12.08.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If this year is the opposite of last year timing wise that would be so cool

12.08.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great update from Ford on their new EV platform. It's weight should hopefully cause more disruption in the American market than Rivian and Scout have been able to do so far.

11.08.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Day 1 McKee Bandwagoners rise up!!!

08.08.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am dooming about how our secondary looks against backups the first preseason game.

Eagles Football is BACK baby!!!

08.08.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hurts and McKee

08.08.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I can’t believe we live in a world where the Phillies may not pay Schwarber

05.08.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"

Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"

/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice

18.07.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4712    πŸ” 485    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 13

USA losing to Mexico is the perfect nightcap to a July 4th weekend lol

07.07.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seasons over.

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Absolute disaster draft by the Sixers

26.06.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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