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Bort Taiber

@robothero.bsky.social

daddio, food eater, bad joke teller. sicko & lover of philly sports, souls games, final fantasies. recovering twitter enthusiast (same name over there). profile pic by @digrupert

508 Followers  |  543 Following  |  490 Posts  |  Joined: 30.08.2023  |  2.1151

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Day 1 McKee Bandwagoners rise up!!!

08.08.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am dooming about how our secondary looks against backups the first preseason game.

Eagles Football is BACK baby!!!

08.08.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hurts and McKee

08.08.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I can’t believe we live in a world where the Phillies may not pay Schwarber

05.08.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
23.07.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"

Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"

/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice

18.07.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4731    πŸ” 486    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 13

USA losing to Mexico is the perfect nightcap to a July 4th weekend lol

07.07.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seasons over.

26.06.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolute disaster draft by the Sixers

26.06.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well about 36 years and 10 months ago a man and a woman…

25.06.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats are going to give a billion dollars to some think tank to understand what happened in the NYC mayor race and come to the 100% wrong conclusion.

25.06.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never heard of it internally before, which at face value seems even more bizarre.

24.06.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

as in, you record yourself answering standard interview questions? Decline it.

24.06.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
an angry skeleton making noises of anger

an angry skeleton making noises of anger

24.06.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

did they answer because I'd like to know

24.06.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this kinda owns

24.06.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This reads like a madlib but I have no choice but to believe it.

18.06.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#CAFC to the CL!!!! Let’s gooooo

25.05.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

am I a sicko for wating an itty bitty Gritty?

perhaps, perhaps not

22.05.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

extremely unsurprising

21.05.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AFC East I apologize I was unfamiliar with your game.

21.05.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I hate it

21.05.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lionel Hutz newspaper ad gag from The Simpsons, but it says β€œHEALTH AND SAFETY ISSUE? NO, MORE TUSH PUSH!”

Lionel Hutz newspaper ad gag from The Simpsons, but it says β€œHEALTH AND SAFETY ISSUE? NO, MORE TUSH PUSH!”

21.05.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The NFL should consider banning players jumping into the stands. It's a safety issue.

21.05.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is this a gardening account now

19.05.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sirianni is both the greatest coach and should be fired immediately. As an Eagles fan, this is my true north.

15.05.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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enjoying the first @phlysports.bsky.social episode of exciting mics

15.05.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah

15.05.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The DOJ needs to do the right thing and label the Philadelphia Flyers a terrorist organization

14.05.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe @philatticus.bsky.social is going to get the first michelin star tailgate

13.05.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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