matt

Hunter No! You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Orgasm Too Intense. They’ll Kill You

"if I have this, where's my smartwatch? uh oh"

(￣o￣) zzZZzzZZ

I don't like that I knew this would be it

I thought I'd heard of the CHSS and the CEGM before... 🙄

I even had a customer trying to ai-pill me the other day, like bro come up for air...

who will be the lisan al-ghaib of the question jihad

“Join the Shirriffs! Serve the Big Chief! Arrest your neighbors! Scour the Shire!”

I have tried faceapp 😵‍💫

a scan from FRUiTS magazine, most likely images of fasionable people in Japan.

Fruits Issue 3_Page_28.jpg

preferrable foreplay tbh

To add clarity to this:

Influencers in China that discuss topics such as medicine, law, education, or finance must prove they are qualified or certified to do so, in an aim to clamp down on misinformation.

Right now it impacts large influencer accounts (1m+ followers) + bans false advertising.

we're switching to 30m rolls of single ply tp at work, so this hits

endo: ah yes dr tightpussy's methodology, very good

"republished a revised version with a new conclusion" is funny as fuck for some reason

Wahine Toa Firefighter Calendar 2026 — Breast Cancer CURE 13 Firefighters. One Cause. From the frontline to your wall - New Zealand’s first-ever women’s firefighter calendar celebrates the strength, pride, & femininity of our wāhine in uniform. Featuring 13 career firefighters from 9 stations & 3 cities, this bold initiative raises funds f

woaw 😵

www.breastcancercure.org.nz/calendar/wah...

mambo no. 6 come out soon

🍀❗

Brianna was murdered in a transphobic hate crime, and disabling the replies doesn’t make that untrue!

piston? uh yeah I sure hope she does

that's not how equipping item sets works

*jerma voice* omg miku hi!

I hope his brain proteins are getting good and tangled

ink illustration by Bernie Wrightson from the novel "Frankenstein" showing the monster intimidating Victor Frankenstein in his laboratory

ink illustration by Bernie Wrightson from the novel "Frankenstein" the creature in shadow behind rocks in a forest

ink illustration by Bernie Wrightson from the novel "Frankenstein". The creature walks alone in a snowy landscape

"I will revenge my injuries; if I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear." - Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

Remembering the incredible work of the late great Bernie Wrightson on his birthday 🖤

such diverse hatred 😊

the princess gun

yeh

foam roll ur bone snake into submission

SLAUGHTERHOUSE HORROR MASSACRE

my first ever comic! 76 pages of pulp horror-action about demonic possessions, brain-eating zombies and yuri

links below

maneater bug from yugioh

whoa shit