A wholesome and much needed TL cleanser.

Got to see these little guys making their way into the ocean this morning! 🐢 #seaturtles #conservation #beach #nature #miamibeach

[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

Every accusation is a confession.

Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.

Dear god let this man cook.

History always has a lesson.

A screengrab from Twitter. HeatherLhaney @heather_l... asks: “Why do you think we have so many more kids with Autism” David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS quotetweets this reply: “Probably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was invented”

Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.

I was going to get around the tariffs by raising a navy, sailing it to the most remote islands on earth, seizing them from Australia, enacting a corporate code, incorporating a manufacturing company, and having all my goods pass by said island, but now I guess I'll just fuck off.

This one should be an award winner

I explained it to several young teens today: imagine we wanted you to become more self-sufficient in the kitchen, so we decided to charge you $20 every time you got takeout. But also we have no food in the house, we won't let you go to the store, and also you don't know how to cook.

Dem Senator Gives Hegseth Mic Drop Reminder After He Waffles On Russia's Invasion Of Ukraine She brought the receipts 👏🏼

Came with receipts!

Taking a break from doom-scrolling. This video hits several of my pleasure centers: synthesizers, televised competition parody, and general absurdism.

youtube.com/watch?v=WXgN...

Licensing requirements to be a politician:
- ethics
- science
- history
- standards
- transparency
- ongoing learning

Similar to credentialing for physicians, nurses, attorneys, airplane pilots, teachers, many other professions.

#Semantics
#HumanReasoning

#SharedFacts

Just getting acquainted with "The Rig" on Amazon Prime Video and think I just heard my favorite line to quote for awhile: "We've run out of fans for shit to hit."

Adding a Modal Electronics Cobalt8x to my rig to keep my MODX company... and a sweet little Zoom L6 mixer to make sure they play nicely together.

The conundrum of our politics is that we may need a populist message to win back the working class, but once you start down that path you could horseshoe into pet-eating hateful nonsense.

stop immigration so we can take care of our own im starving. fuck off.

The closest known black hole to Earth is just 1,560 light-years away.