Hadas Weiss

when a senior scholar cites you

elaine’s sponge-worthy interrogation for a book being included in the 100 per lifetime

when i’ve had too much to eat and they bring out cake

so outraged i will say nothing

trying to talk my friends into meeting during the daytime

i mentioned class on twitter

if you think you’re excited about this job opening just imagine how the inside candidate must be feeling

successfully regifting >>>

i only feel envy if someone is better than me at something or more successful or has more stuff

“we are unable to publish your manuscript at this time” skill issue

colleague published an article and i told her i looked forward to reading it but i spent the whole night crying bc i don’t. i’m a terrible colleague, i want her to publish i just don’t want to read. there i said it.

summarily closing the tab after a good answer is a sign of great respect in ai culture

when reviewer 2 wants you to cite 3 texts by the same scholar

a job

if your position at the washington post was recently eliminated please consider laughing like children living like lovers rolling like thunder under the covers

i'd like to decant your olive

when bridgeton eliminates racism but leaves class intact

substacks, even when scaled up into mini magazines, cannot replace 500-page existential novels. their disappearance is a real loss for culture.

me going through chatgpt's 8-bulletpoint summary of moby dick

if only we had a label for it

a black and white photo of a woman with the words " i don t want realism i want magic " ALT: a black and white photo of a woman with the words " i don t want realism i want magic "

when the journal lists its acceptance rates

publisher would be happy to consider the next book you write

here we say "there's no good that always lasts nor evil that never ends" (friend after i share my good news)

me waiting for someone to say something when the panel overtime

“have you tried agents”

sure, sex is great but

a lively discussion implies the more appealing existence of a deadly one

“sure how about 6pm” when i suggested coffee is everything that’s wrong with the iberian peninsula

your manuscript has been received and will now be sent out to the goyim

sure, send it over