River D'Asgard

"edgelord" is such a great coinage, because it sounds as if it's about to describe something really stupid and then it does

a penguin with a machete with text overlayed that says become untariffable

I did a thing! It was very fun. If you liked Animorphs, give it a watch!

😹😹😹

Our god king tech saviors’ response to our calls for climate justice was to make a machine that allows history’s laziest nazis to create completely useless uncanny horrors by gulping down gallons of water.

as the eagle who feeds on Prometheus’ liver every day I’m really dying to expand the flavor profile of my lunch

just spitballing here but I think that a healthy future for the Democratic Party does not lie in people who are even older than I am

Yeah. Who uses a Yahoo email address anymore?

dating me is like getting the thrill of discovering a dead body in the woods nearly every day

Chart showing that the average American family spends 1/2 of their budget on housing and transportation

them: why do you care so much about building abundant housing and wanting everyone to have affordable options for transportation?

us:

Q2: Does the enby magic user at some point drop the verbal component to their spells? The Skyrim shouting makes my anxiety spike.
Q3: I'm not sure I'm in a good place to deal with the "family doesn't accept the enby" plotline. Should I just skip to s2 and maybe come back to s1 later?

Hey #rollweird listeners, I got some questions:
Do they start doing intros at the beginning of the eps in s1 at any point? If so, when? I'm 5 eps in and I don't know anyone's names or pronouns or playbooks. Not even sure how many players there are cause there's a few Very Similar Voices.

Lycanthropy not as a curse passed on in accidental violence but as a gift give lovingly to protect the vulnerable

Thinking about werewolves again

I think I've finally figured out what's wrong with Elon Musk.

His parents are both VC Andrews characters.

You mean Powered by the Apocalypse games?

Oh yeah, fuck the Chantry all the way (maybe romance Anders? 😏), and the Choir Boy can get annoying, but on the other hand.... Starkhaven (Scottish) accent, hnnnnnnnnng

He also looks like Sebastian. Kinda hope you have that DLC now

I'm gonna be on a stream, playing with some friends! Woo!

Graphic with text $2 Creature Feature season three: Atlas. Agent moth as played by Nye Elder. Mysterious past, intense, Hyperion Agent. And character quote “Oh honey. You have no idea.“ pictured is an illustration of the slim, blonde woman in a black suit. She has an eyepatch and is holding a cigarette. She looks unimpressed.

She’s cool.
She’s collected.
She’s calling the shots…even when it looks more like herding cats.

It’s our first Season 3 character reveal: Agent Moth, played by Nye Elder.

It's always when I've been drinking that I think it'd be fun to do the whole podcast/storytime thing, and I'd kinda like to get to that place of confidence without the liquid courage telling me to do it to begin with

Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend?
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office

An orange cat sitting upright on a linoleum floor, staring quizzically at the camera. He's ambivalent about the Talking Heads.

Psycho kitty
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Meow-meow-meow-MEOW meow-meow-meow-meow-MEOW-meow

A delicious looking pan of apple cake

A delicious looking Bundt of apple cake

Another delicious looking pan of apple cake with a slice on a plate

Yet another delicious looking pan of apple cake

Special thanks to all the Shrimps who participated in our Halloween/Ari's Birthday apple cake baking event in the Patreon Discord Server. Doing something special for our character means the world to us and y'all are the absolute best.

Can't wait to do it again next year! 💚🍏🎂

billy joel: we didn’t start the fire
detective: I haven’t mentioned a fire
billy joel: shit

this came to me in a dream

Fair's fair.

Wonder Woman with a quote pulled from an issue written by illustrious writer Gail Simone stating, “Don’t kill if you can wound, don’t wound if you can subdue, don’t subdue if you can pacify, and don’t raise your hand at all until you’ve first extended it.”

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