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Chris Hewitt

@chewey.bsky.social

Lanstronaut, Spartan, & semi-professional canoe racer

165 Followers  |  190 Following  |  105 Posts  |  Joined: 11.11.2023  |  1.5794

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Absolute perfect day for Potter Park Zoo

18.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been a rough year for my beloved @spirithockeyohl.bsky.social, but at least we don’t stink.

12.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Working in the environmental sector with republicans in charge is so exhausting. It’s like playing a board game with a toddler who constantly changes the rules.

11.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I jinxed this team. Started following them a few years ago and it’s been nothing but relegations, administration, and now flirting with being out of the league.

11.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Playing 3 on 3 OT for the gold is an affront to the hockey gods.

10.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It is time for the Super Bowl of recycling! Every item you recycle on campus now through March 28 helps score points for MSU.

09.02.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

POUR IT ON.

08.02.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The drone camera in the luge track made me irrationally giddy #olympics

07.02.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Freakin love the Winter Olympics.

07.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No worries, Vegas will totally find a roster spot for him.

05.02.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How that OT felt

22.01.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can read all the parenting books but they will never prepare you for the late night questions like, β€œWould a python follow a human into a grocery store?”

16.01.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
14.01.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Busted out the retro Gruff Sparty tonight.

08.01.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Breakfast is inclusive! But the follow up meal must include pairing up the remaining single strudels/tarts.

06.01.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lone waffle isn’t filling enough and wastes an empty slot in the toaster. This Waffle Law doesn’t apply to non-Eggo styles like Belgium. Those can be enjoyed one at a time.

06.01.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Eggo waffles must always be eaten in pairs.

06.01.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ending 2025 with the best hiking partner by my side.

31.12.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How it feels to crash while sledding now as a parent

30.12.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First the Tigers hit the Trump dance & tanked their season and then the Lions. @detroitredwings.bsky.social for the love of god…

26.12.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget the Tigers hit that move and then historically crumbled

26.12.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LFG πŸ™

24.12.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🧸 night at @spirithockeyohl.bsky.social

21.12.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today is the last sales day of 2025! Thank you all for a great year and we will see you on January 9th, 2026!

19.12.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

What a W. πŸ™

17.12.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being a parent is awesome because you can influence their musical taste, and that’s how you get a kindergartener walking around telling people their favorite album is Plans by @deathcabforcutie.bsky.social

16.12.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely massive 3 pts today for those who follow the fourth tier of Scottish soccer 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

13.12.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My wood floors are now scuffed from knee hockey sticks, and honestly, that shit rocks.

13.12.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It is but I’m a sucker for color vs color hockey games

07.12.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I want to start a petition to make this the jersey matchup every time MSU & UofM play.

07.12.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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