Lauren

How about some basic rules?
--All law enforcement officers should wear identification
--No law enforcement officers should be allowed masks
--All law enforcement officers should wear and use body cams
...oh and...
--All law enforcement officers should understand, respect & follow the law

So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street

Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States. That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.

Tariffs are taxation without representation. We wrote a whole Declaration of Independence about it. Threw tea in the harbor and everything.

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

Everybody’s barfing except the baby that barfed the day before and you brushed it off as her coughing up phlegm? Grandma to the rescue! The woman has gotten an hour of sleep and bitten by one of my dogs and hasn’t abandoned us. Yet.

So what do I win for finding my crying eight month old in a pile of barf with a poopy diaper at 1 am? Being wide awake and sweating now? Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

Beware the Ides of March, Democrats 10 Senate Democrats led by Chuck Schumer exemplified the cowardice and fecklessness of Democratic leadership that is unable to fight fascism and remains complicit in its normalization.

My latest: "Beware the Ides of March, Democrats"

10 Senate Democrats led by Chuck Schumer exemplified the cowardice and fecklessness of Democratic leadership that is unable to fight fascism and remains complicit in its normalization

thelefthook.substack.com/p/beware-the...

Swalwell: The stock market is crashing, and prices are rising. This guy has gone to the Super Bowl, the Daytona 500, and a UFC fight. He should go to the fucking supermarket and see what people are spending to feed themselves

This morning we’re crying because “I want to finish my breakfast” that I was told he was done with. This sobfest brought to you right after I had dumped his (third bowl of) cereal and juice down the drain.

Remember last night when you were crying because you didn’t want to finish dinner? 🫠

The Eagles should go visit Justin Trudeau to just rub more salt in the wound

2. He comes stampeding down the hall and whips open the door, and is very happy and excited.
“Mom! When I was a baby, I peed in my pants!”
“Yeah?”
“And when I was a baby, I pooped in my pants too!”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah!”
Slams the door and goes stampeding back down the hallway.

He opens and closes the door a few times. Flicks the door stopper a few times. Trots away.

Two v important shower conversations with the 4 year old today.
1. The curtain is ripped open.
“Mom, will you take me to school?”
“I don’t think I’ll have time, bud. Dad will take you.”
(Whine) “But I want you to take me!”
“Let me shower and we’ll see.”

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

My child has finally accepted ketchup as his lord and savior, just as his mother once did.