Spike Brehm

so I take it you haven’t completed the migration while I’ve been on leave lol

8 or 9 for a new hire

I’d say a 5 or 6 but maybe that’s just because I know the quirks of how it works

React Miami is gonna rule

for the same reason you can’t dynamically call hooks — React has logic like:

renderComponent(componentId)
executeHooks(componentId)
doneRenderingComponent(componentId)

he tweets one handed while holding an infant and watching the toddler

dad life

@intelligibabble.bsky.social sup

Kamala should still go on Rogan

the incentive is neurological and old as time

I guess if I’m being honest

I didn’t know how good I had it

What I miss most about life before kids is having downtime to fuck around on the computer

making a batch who wants one

here lemme show you

bro yes they are

passive aggressively throwing away the Restoration Hardware catalog before my wife sees it

Thoughts and prayers

@charlie.dev your goodbye thread: quite the emoji story 📈

New Jersey am I rite

his & hers

more butt stuff?

cunt (derogatory?)

these are gorgeous. are you midjourneying

your new arc as Arthur C Clarke cover fan art

what’s your best guess on what @vercel.com is shipping next week

the web app is fast af. optimistic updates ftw

shoot which roon is real roon, @roon.bsky.social vs @tszzl.bsky.social

e/acc wen

@beff.bsky.social get you a custom domain bro