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please help my rapidly-disintegrating group chat

The YouTube videos that are full episodes with the original commercials are some of the best snapshots of America at those particular times

it’s funny though, unlike McGwire or Sosa or players like that, it seems like people would need to be reminded of Brown’s PED ties. I think most people just didn’t realize he was good enough!

The one I keep coming back to is Kevin Brown, who had a similar glut in front of him, and has a WAR/JAWS profile very similar to the average HOF SP, but it doesn’t feel like anyone’s been carrying a campaign for him.

the first time he had ever seen consistent MLB caliber pitching, he won a batting title! immediately! while playing plus defense!

you really think the man in jail for arson would just START A FIRE??

that’s ridiculous. the Phillies would obviously have to add Sanchez too.

there are good and bad things about going from video stores to streaming, but objectively it’s much easier to find a specific movie now! I just searched for an 80s horror movie I wanted to watch, a relatively obscure one that’s rarely on TV and wasn’t a big release. I found it on YouTube for free.

seems that RFK is clearing the path for his CDC to do tuskegee syphillis experiments as a matter of course. in other news, RFK is a genuine monster who relishes in the pain and suffering of those he feels he has control or dominion over

Benicio might be one of my five favorite actors ever

Danny Brown remains one of the coolest dudes around

Charly Bliss! On a boat!

*grabs mic like Fake Joe Biden in the Liquid Swords tweet* DOWNWARD IS HEAVENWARD

oh hell yeah!!

this is from a discord conversation I had just a few days ago!

I flew across the country and the baseball game was still going, that was so fucking cool

To the extent that a team can have a major problem while being a consistent 90-game winner, it’s the hitting development…and yet I still feel the only actual flop at the MLB level has been Volpe. Dominguez shouldn’t have been hyped at 21 the same way he was at 16—just a different prospect by then.

This might be the worst ICE video yet, because it’s literally random dudes hanging around, and then a bunch of heavily armed thugs running them down completely out of nowhere, because they’re brown. It’s a nightmare that would have seemed excessive in Jim Crow. Everyone in America should see this.

As long as they recognize that he’s ours and they can’t have him.

even if I knew nothing else about this show, just one person saying “this is a lot like Terriers” is really all I need

this is the most at-attention I’ve been for a new TV show in years

hey, Vandy’s 4-0…

@realDonaldTrump I am pleased to inform our many U.S.A. Patriots that I am designating ANTIFA, A SICK, DANGEROUS, RADICAL LEFT DISASTER, AS A MAJOR TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. I will also be strongly recommending that those funding ANTIFA be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

The thing with designating a group that doesn't actually exist as a terrorist organization is that they can then say anyone they want is a part of that group.

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

I think “he was so good that you had to do something that had never been done before in order to beat him for MVP” is a pretty great legacy for Aaron Judge to have!

I thought I was becoming immune to writer layoffs because they’re just so constant, but how the hell are you a major publication and you’re gonna fire the biggest audience draw in his profession? I don’t even watch new TV anymore and I’d still pay for a Sepinwall newsletter

what the fuck???

guaranteed to make me laugh as soon as I open one of these

you’re not gonna guess what we just watched a bunch of videos of as soon as I saw you post this