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I WASN'T BORN WITH ENOUGH LITTLE ZINGERS

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who do i pay to make this a wojack

14.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It strikes me as problematic the extent to which knowing how something works or even wanting to know is seen as endorsement of it.

13.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 525    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1

The year is 2015. China is getting richer and more powerful every year, but America has three trump cards: universitities, biomedical research, and immigration.

13.02.2026 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1432    πŸ” 329    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 17

you should check out the politics forum there, woof

12.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 12.02.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

signal desktop vs signal mobile is a real "goofus and gallant" situation

12.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i cannot and will not stop insisting that Marvel's Midnight Suns failed because you cannot fuck wolverine

12.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At long last, we have created the Luftballons from classic pop song 99 Luftballons!

11.02.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 365    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

raw chicken goes in the sink. cooked chicken goes over the sink. but where does intermediate chicken go? the sous vide bath.

12.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me

NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?

11.02.2026 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 926    πŸ” 209    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

the master's tools rule. you should steal them. if you don't, you had better hope whoever does likes you and your cause

11.02.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 656    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 21

i'm not even convinced those ARE the masters tools. i think he might have taken them from me when i wasn't looking. i think those might be mine actually

11.02.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

people always told me i'd regret going no-contact with my dad once he died

well, he's dead and i still don't regret it. sometimes i regret that i didn't have a dad who was worth including in my life, but that's a different thing.

11.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you turn the graphics settings up high enough you don't need the space heater

11.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is honestly the least-problematic reddit mod drama in years

11.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People on bluesky will really be like β€œYou believe in using the master’s tools to disassemble the house? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing the House” and then not firebomb the House

11.02.2026 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

gains were so much easier when i was ten years younger and fifty pounds lighter

i assume this is because i have some sort of curse, like perhaps i offended a soothsayer

i can think of no other plausible explanation

11.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

soccer is a soulslike

10.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is how i find out that nebula star sarah zed has been ai slop all along

10.02.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Search Results for β€œModern” – CartographyAssets

high effort solution: download wonderdraft and/or dungeondraft, find modern (and/or sci-fi) asset packs

cartographyassets.com/page/1/?s=Mo...

last option: use AI image generators, if you're not opposed to that. (i know lots of people are.)

10.02.2026 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
City Generator by ProbableTrain Procedurally-generated American cities

seems like most people just use something like snazzymaps to stylize a map of a real (but unfamiliar) city

there's also this probabletrain.itch.io/city-generator

and this, if you use the sci fi city preset

davesmapper.com/scifi-city

none of these are quite what you're asking for though

10.02.2026 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"fun is the one thing that money can't buy" lmao what nonsensical slop

10.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who was the halftime act

10.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bushido blade but with walkers and canes

09.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

unplugging my japanese fax machine to dial into my japanese BBS

09.02.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dialing into a bbs to round up my friends for gloomhaven

09.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

finally someone else who can do it

i've been so alone, striding amidst the white-capped waves

09.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's soooo easy for you to say "just scan your face", you're not the one living in the opera house to conceal your marred visage

09.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 09.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the two basic options are stoat (explicitly designed to be a discord clone) and matrix (a general chat app)

neither one has all the bells and whistles of discord. matrix is more mature but it's also a very big program with tons of options since it's for general use, whereas stoat is more narrow

09.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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