skeet davidson

Nowadays we have smartphones so we can search for cute fish pictures anytime, but back then there was no such thing and I carried a photo book with me. so I could look at cute fish photos whenever I wanted 🤭

it fucking sucks so much that twitter is so addictive when it’s designed to show you as many terrible things as you can get to get you to interact and get upset and never let go of its grip

Report: in a bid to capture the “chaotic energy” of early Bluesky, Threads is trialing a new algorithmic feed where every 4th post is a poorly lit photo of a flaccid penis

i love thinking and believing

A SKELATTEN CHILLEN OUT AND LIGHTEN A JOINT AND THERE RELAXEN AND NOT STRESSED OUT ABOUT RELAXEN ,GETING STRESSED OUT BECUASE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE DOING SOMETHING INSTEAD OF RELAXING IS THE WORST PART OF RELAXING, SO FUCK IT, DONT DO THAT , AND DA TEXT SAYS "ITS OKAY TO DO NOTHING, YOU DONT NEED AN EXCUSE, FUCK IT, YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE CHILLEN IN THE WOODS RITE NOW, BEING BUSSY IS THE WORST HOBBY, DOING SHIT ISNT EVEN FUN HALF THE TIME , FUCK IT, DOING NOTHING COST'S NOTHING, DA PLEASAURE OF DA MIND - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ITS OK TO DO NOTHING - dashare.zone ADMIN

hello

A satirical cartoon of a passenger on a plane saying the pilot has lost touch with regular passengers before adding: “who thinks I should fly the plane?” Everyone puts their hands up.

cartoon of the day

Jellyfish, noun: something that is slightly jellyf

I miss video game rental stores. Shit is so expensive these days. I WISH I could just pay 5 to 10 bucks to play Mario and Luigi for like 5 days.

#birdbot

It’s so refreshing to spend time in a feed that’s isn’t being artificially pumped full of right wing propaganda all the time

Sometimes I (a moron) will post something and then you guys (my moron friends) will like it and I think to myself mmm perhaps I am not a moron after all but some kind of philosopher

ojala todo el mundo se venga en esta red social

Quote repost your art that has stars ✨
#art

if i was the creator of the boys comic i would honestly k myself because imagine you create something and someone else takes it and makes something so different from your material that everyone realizes your shit is ass. i would not be able to take it

there are way too many horny stickers in telegram. why does almost every official or suggested set have at least one animated sticker resembling tits or cock

my maester: she said if i reanimate anyone else, be it someone she knows or nigh, we will cease to be united 😔 it’ll be the end of the study of dark arts for this sanctum

me: (tangled in his complicated, intricate orrery. my writhing only making it worse) you deserve better sire ☝️

#birdbot

I had a friend who, while working the phones at her job, had a guy say “That’s ‘D’ as in Deep Throat.”

[reads about the most horrific things imaginable happening all over the world on a daily basis] I just don't know why I'm so anxious lately, lol

every single week i say “this weekend im gonna catch up with work” and every single weekend i say “im gonna do this during the week, when im being paid to do so”

because of the implication

kevin james half-smiling sheepishly

dentist: how’s your flossing
me:

FCF stands for “fluffy cat friday” ignore the content warnings

hi i dont know you and sorry to bother you but how did you do this