Novembek

Wonder if it was that weird aggro yank from the other day

Hooray, no price hike for sitting on top of my backpack in the vestibule outside a stinking toilet 😌

We're now a pigless household and I'm fucking heartbroken 💔😔

Woody's foot from toy story but the word "prick" is written into it instead of "Andy"

IT happened to me by accident after I fucked up all my A Levels because I skived off sixth form all the time, I'd never even considered getting paid for pissing about on computers.

Flap Friday

Good to know these things are less secure than logging into a fucking social media account lol

It's very weird that you can just order a copy of anyone's birth/death certificate. I've had to order a copy of my dad's death certificate and was expecting to have to verify my ID somehow. But nope!

Been a shit day but going to look at some owls now ✨🦉✨

Lina's fundraiser for Crisis Help Lina S raise money to support Crisis

Happy Saturday, please donate what you can if you can

www.justgiving.com/page/lina-s-...

Hope they crash into a ditch on their way home

Blue Light Card equivalent but it's just to let me kick tourists out of their seats so I can sit down somewhere dry and warm

This is saving my life even though I have to drink it outside because every other cunt has taken all the indoor spots in the entire city

I can assure you there are because I see multiple of them wearing their stupid HP scarves every week in Oxford 😭

Why the FUCK did I choose the wettest day ever to have to hang around in town on my bill for two hours, I'm gonna have to buy some dry trousers to change into at this rate 💀

Had a big sleep 🙏

Mark from Peep Show with the caption "god, how did I end up here? Will I ever be allowed to leave?"

Me spending my 10th hour of the week on a bus

Imagine frothing at the mouth claiming "pillock" is a slur and then going on to use "dumb" as an insult. What a clueless fucking whopper lmao.

I notice you're fine using "dumb" though...

They're so embarrassing

loooool

Forbidden pepperami

That's you told

Bent a fingernail right back and snapped it so that's nice

I will not respect criticisms of British food from anyone from the country that created Easy Cheese and the worst chocolate on earth tyvm

What the FUCK is a pasty parm

"french fry sandwich" lmfao

Thanks pal x