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Now, let’s take some bets on if he actually heard this from musicians, or just noticed that most jazz bands have at least one black member, then assumed they must be unqualified for the role, and invented some weird other reason they’re in the band.

This is how we find out that Q was actually Donald Trump all along

Next we’ll find out he also cheated on his taxes

Love the thought process here, like, yeah, I’m sure the sex trafficking pedophile billionaire was probably also open to blackmailing his billionaire pedophile friends on his pedophile island.

It’s extremely funny how the majority of the Game industry profits is entirely predicated on the idea that, like console gamers, PC gamers will buy a whole new gaming PC every 3-5 years.

Bet if her mum saw her she’d be like “god, what have you done?”

Really specific and old time racism also, like “don’t let the Dutchman take this one from you”

I should call her

Some legit dangers in the replies who seem to think if a women consents to have sex with you, it’s perfectly fine for you to record it and release the video to the public. Like, Jesus.

Like holy shit, my guy. Straight to the wall.

Pretty obvious with so many of them that they either didn’t read or didn’t understand what she said, like she was (and always has been) pretty clear that the widespread release of the video is the abuse, not the creation of it.

Same with the Jennifer Lawrence leaks - everyone is like “yes non consensual porn is bad…. Unless you really want to see the victim naked”

Ah but will they recycle the old “criticism of Peter Mandelson is homophobia, actually”

Also, like, sure, Paris HILTON got all her money off the back of the tape that was leaked by her ex boyfriend and she got no money from. Paris HILTON.

Also like, everyone understands the reason it was leaked (and was popular) is because she was already a somewhat famous socialite? Like c’mon.

Sure are a lot of guys in response to this falling over themselves to announce they don’t understand the basics of consent.

Paris has been pretty public for at least a decade about how she felt violated by the leak. Like, this isn’t a “new” opinion she’s developed.

Ok it’s the first of feb, how’s everyone’s GoodReads Reading Challenge looking?

Oh no, don’t you see, now instead of having the restaurant write down all the ingredients and allergens once, they have to confirm it every single time someone calls them up to ask. Another efficiency brought to us by AI!

Truly the stupidest bubble in history. Even that one with the tulips made more sense as people actually wanted tulips.

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(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) What the fuck?

Lolita is not, by any measure, a love story, Joanne.

[Moments after engaging in an incredibly public and unambiguous sectarian kneecapping to protect our pathetically weak leader] you have no idea how bad this makes you look

Banoffee Pie. But, to add a twist, I like bananas, toffee, and pie.

She has exactly two vibes

Aura

Pls, I beg, everyone reading this look up the cutest in the world, Maki Itoh, and say hello to your new fave.

For that to be true, it hinges on the idea that people voting green would’ve normally voted Labour. Instead of just not voting.

If you ask Starmer, he’s just say his favourite army is whatever is in the latest starter set

Bet he plays Tomb Kings, or one of the Elves. He has a “archer heavy” vibe.

Ngl, the amount of times I’ve read “Gorton and Denton” as “Golden Demon” and been like, nice one Zack, is unreal.

So, yeah, fuck that cunt