matt

Oh they can identify it, they just think it’s good when Labour does it

A DANG CHEETO

Fucks sake Jeremy

What a nerd

It’s got to the point I’m getting reels about how my feed is all dinosaur reels

Or even

Or like

To: anyone left on instagram.

Have your reels of late become very… dinosaur-heavy? Like, really dinosaur focused? But in a weird way.

Like this

Also, like, Starmer is the prime minister. So, probably his actions and beliefs are a bit more important?

Lmao they’re all acting like they’re in a job interview and you’re like “wanna see that thing”

Et tu, Michael.

I managed to fix it by smoking loads of weed at uni instead of attending lectures, falling my first year twice, then re-enrolling. I went from the youngest to the oldest by almost a full year

Really rubbing salt into the wound that Dean doesn’t know when my birthday is

Tbf I didn’t know Mike was also an August baby, me him and em should get together and complain about being the youngest in our year group at school

When you run into the demon headmaster on a package holiday to Marbella

Tbf that’s probably true regardless of how old it is

What! When’s your birthday??

When Burt Reynolds’s character visits her to say goodbye at the end, it was recorded after her death. So what you’re watching was Burt Reynolds, the man, saying goodbye to a young girl he worked with and cared for. Apparently they had to do so many takes because he couldn’t get through the scene.

I reckon he stopped caring about the ring halfway to Mordor but was to awkward to be like “aight guys, imma bounce, enjoy your walk” so just carried on like it was important.

Why is it important for you to let us know if you anal or not?

Also, omg same Gemini

Can’t believe Google made the first Millennial LLM

You mean he has a 36 year old son, right?

He’s 4 years younger than me lol

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

She’s ok then…. This time!

What monster eats unsmoked bacon. It’s Em isn’t it.

I’ve had less issues with ParcleForce tbh, as if they can’t deliver they’re happy to leave it at my local post office (which is right around the corner from my house) RM are a special breed of unhelpful.

Is it so hard to put the fucking post code on the tracking information? You’re the fucking post office. You should know this.