Troy

merry sol ring, and a happy arcane signet

we've been conditioned to commodify everything out of a pesky need to survive. Capitalism truly is a hellscape forced on us by dead men.

I will not play cheaper dragons and you can't make me.

thankfully, he was saved from the Riftbound rapscallions 👑

Maybe, and just hear me out here, maybe the answer isn't to excuse a fucked up guy saying fucked up shit by telling people to go watch a movie? I am time and again ashamed of white institutions which refuse to make space for black voices.

same vibe

What a frustrating, fun, and disheartening weekend all at the same time. Feel like it's good to be transparent -- I spent $800 on 42 runs at the ALCQ, with a 55.1% WR and making it to draft 2 twice (1-2 each).

Thoughts below I guess, they're pretty similar to everyone else

The Limited Championship Qualifier on arena is an absurd structure, feels lottery ticket adjacent. I hope the team rethinks the "bo1, 1 loss to give" format in the future because I think it's a horrible player experience. Won't be participating next time if it's the same.

green goblin infect ftw

modern burn - Modern what if we just lit everything on fire?

moxfield.com/decks/QKgGEU...

the RDW brew in question.

I'm really happy with this RDW brew I'm cooking up. ready to go back to Modern and ball out with a 65 dollar deck, the way Dr Garfield intended.

CHINGA LA MIGRA
VIVA LA RAZA

After 9 rounds at the US Regional Championship at #SCGMilwaukee, we have 2 remaining undefeated players!

- Sergey Krasheninnikov (Sultai Reanimator)
- Prez Kuhnke (Izzet Lessons)

With almost two dozen players close behind at 8-1, the Top 8 race is wide open heading into Day 2!

HUGE Congratulations to our Day 1 UNDEFEATED player Clément Harvey (Mono-G Landfall 9-0) here at the Vancouver Magic: The Gathering Regional Championships! 😃🙌💫 Interview dropping tonight!!! Stay tuned 👀

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"babe there's intruders"
"should I get the shotgun?"
"no, get the home defense mozz stick."

I wouldn't say counters are big in golgari standard, but there are golgari shells w/ moonshadow which definitely care about +1 counters

a group of 2 friends is called a butt. made up of 2 cheeks which covers a hole and each cheek holds an equal amount of responsibility and importance.

yeah, Standard is in a strange place right now. On one hand the power level actually feels really good and mechanically it's really fun to play. On the other hand the amount of Standard sets is overwhelming. Thankfully RCQ season swaps back to Modern in April 😍

A Siamese cat laying on a rug looking sassy at the camera

Happy Caturday!

i didn't realize until this post how dope it'd be to have an Umbrella Corp Reanimator deck.

it's crazy to me that there's a Goyflike(and a goyf), a Death's Shadow, and now a de facto Demon of Death's Gate effect all standard legal right now between this card, Souls of the Lost, and Moonshadow all being legal. Black truly is thriving

paying 7 life to make my Moonshadow a one mana 7/7 seems pretty legit

does this trigger multiple times, like if I were to attach it to a menace creature?

YouTube video by CHUNGALODON getting back into Modern.

a short update on returning to Modern:

youtu.be/inU0vWbKIa8?...

oh God I'm a reply guy oh fuckin shit 😱

Butters' energy drink

WHERE IS SPLINTER? MIKEY WHAT DID YOU DO TO SPLINTER!?

hope Daredevil has an ability which nullifies shroud effects

🎶Even Oooold New York was once New Amsterdaaaaaaam🎶