Anxious PolarBear

I did the same thing earlier, but nekkid. Always feel better afterwards!

Might as well take an Uber at that price.

Not running away. Hiding in plain sight.

Never feed someone's horses without permission.

Hard to pull a trigger with Trump and Putin's dicks in their mouths.

I was a PolarBear joke, not a human joke.

#whitebearsmatter

*grabs dinos, turns on air fryer*

You fuckin weirdo 😍

We didn't elect him. Elon made it happen.

We didn't. Elon did.

I hear there's gonna be a meeting in Alaska. I'll send word to my cousins. 🐻‍❄️

Chicken or MJ?

Aight, sis. Drinks on the patio time.

Who is Sec Dee, and what department are they secretary of?

In the year of our FSM two thousand twenty five, you want me to pick up a pen?!?

All of my partners crochet. I totally relate to this.

Disgusting to think about.... But sadly plausible.

Thank FSM for camera phones. Take video of everything. Share it everywhere. Back it up securely.

Nvm, found it!

Where in Maryville, TN?

I've seen Flamy perform live, she's fabulous!

I turned my thumbs loose. They clicked on everything. Now I'm not gonna get them to calm down and get ready for bed.

Try boxer shorts.

But really, we're not.

Indeed, a real world Super Mario World. Start over from Yoshi's Island.

Oh you can, but much like a video game, it counts as a loss and you lose points.

Because FREEDOM units.

Sorry I liked a bunch of your skeets, you posted something and I went back to look for context but got distracted by all your bangers on the way